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House Republican Tells Food Stamp Recipients, ‘Stop Smoking Crack’ Rep. Clay Higgins has little sympathy for millions of Americans whose food assistance benefits are set to expire on Nov. 1.

"You aren't hungry, crackhead. And tell your starving kids to stop whining... It's messing up my backswing!"

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My lovely (and dangerous) wife asked me to come up with a good idea for her seven year-old grandson's birthday present. I suggested a subscription to Playboy, and just like that I'm off the gift committee.
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And my dog committed suicide.

Upon closer inspection...

These people are hilarious! They'll have him winning a gymnastics gold medal at the upcoming Olympics before their fever dream breaks.

Reading anything from Truth Social should come with the disclaimer at the top of old football parlay cards:

"For Amusement Purposes Only"!

Tried to watch the limited series "1971" on Apple TV, but it just got depressing. I thought it would take me back to my high school daze, with the music, Nixon, and the war protests... and I guess it did... because now I almost prefer our current mess.

Maybe it's always fucked up like this?

They must expect a lot of people all over the country to be really upset about something next year. I wonder what that could be?

Burt Reynolds said of McGavin's ego (paraphrasing): "He's going to be VERY surprised three days after his death."

I always loved his characters.

Should be this asshole's last day as an officer of the law. He should be charged with attempted vehicular homicide and reckless driving.

We're all passengers in a speeding bus being driven by the drunkest bully in the frat, while all of his buddies cheer him on as we careen toward the cliffs.

YouTube video by The Lincoln Project Epstein Ballroom

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Not to put too fine a point on it, but this shit wouldn't be happening if Kamala were President.

It's an very old illustration, but seems to fit the moment.

#Epsteinballroom

Performative cruelty is their medium, and they've become artists in the genre.

We're so proud...

Over 71 million Americans are paid less than a living wage, and are forced into social safety nets like SNAP.

If you think too many people are receiving SNAP benefits, don’t shame them.

Shame their employers paying them poverty wages and forcing taxpayers to subsidize the rest.

As soon as he started talking about getting into heaven, I knew there was hope for America. No obit will ever be celebrated like the one we're all hoping to see.

And the band played on...

Raw courage. I love people who can't be intimidated.

FFS, the red flags have been blacking out the sun for ten f'n years!

She should require him to undergo a cavity search before every hearing, too.

How many people do you know who have "routine" MRIs? And when a cognitive test is suggested, it's usually a sign than there's suspicion of mental decline or impairment.

But all of that aside, all one has to do is listen to the SOB for more than a minute. He's batshit crazy.

Organized religion has done more damage to human progress than anything man has devised, with the possible exception of its influence on music, art, and architecture. Everything else has been a negative. I can't remember Nintendo starting wars or justifying genocide... but the day's young.

Man, woman, camera, tv…

Beautiful people in Jamaica. Both of my trips to the island have been amazing.

The members of his cabinet who stand around and ignore his obvious dementia need to be reminded of their attacks on Biden's cabinet members who did the same fucking thing.

Sergeant Schultz has returned.

So much winning!

Let's get grampa back to his golf cart, y'all...