SAM BRINKER BLUESKY

tony essentially acts as the Lumpen Proletariat of our apartment

he is risen (logged in here again)

thats me!

a STREETCAR named WANDA. a FISH called DESIRE. things of that nature….

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Twitter is so fucked dawg @libcrusher.bsky.social

Weeping as I take aim: Tell me more about the wojacks, lennie.

Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-

bro wants to be beans so bad

(James Brown Voice) 🎶Tintin in America 🎶

Haven’t been having many realizations lately but did discover the mind-muscle connection to my own butt cheeks. Not revelatory perhaps but certainly a win for posture

police chief: we've brought in a specialist to catch this psycho. she can uniquely get inside the twisted mind of a killer on a deeper level than anyone else

me (focusing on crime scene): UHHH IM A GUY WHO SUCKS. UHHH IM A GUY WHO SUCKS. UUHHH IM A GUY WHO SUCKS

Wario/Waluigi are single bc any possible versions of “Bad Girl Peach/Daisy” would make people so horny its illegal

The Looming Loom: Tale of the Weaver's Threat

oh, is Holding Space for the Lyrics of Defying Gravity a joke to you??? It wasn’t to a simple German physicist named Albert Einstein who was in queer media (the patents office) and invented general freakin’ relativity