David

sing us a song, you're the piano man!

*harmonica solo starts*

wait fuck i think we booked the harmonica man

Financial Matriarchy by 2025? "If women should maintain their present rate of financial ascendency, one statistician has calculated that all the wealth of the country would be in feminine hands by 2025. Of course, no one believes that such a financial matriarchy is coming, but this calculation strickingly [sic] illustrates the rapidity of the present trend." --The Burlington Free Press, 27 Mar 1929

1929: Financial matriarchy by 2025?

I Voted for Ivo Robotnik to Lower the Cost of Eggs, Not Steal My Chaos Emeralds When Dr. Eggman announced his candidacy for President, I was thrilled to see someone finally standing up to the political elite and promising to implement…

I Voted for Ivo Robotnik to Lower the Cost of Eggs, Not Steal My Chaos Emeralds

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A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...

This really feels like a defining post of our time

An ad stating that Hank Hill's favorite at Whataburger is the Double Meat burger

Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.

Hopefully both are also for Warrior

The old holding hands meme: Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in: Taking the wrong lesson from every success

Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.

r/ChatGPTPro u/vurto • 28d If ChatGPT is not consistently dependable, how are we suppose to use it for actual work? Discussion It's behavior and results can randomly change due to some OpenAl tweaking that's opaque. On some days it can't even keep track of a fresh chat, it can't do calculations, it can't sort through a chat to extract relevant information, and when it's suppose to refer to source material in a PDF, it doesn't. All because OpenAl trained it for fluency and basically to simulate whatever it can for user satisfaction. I can use it for general chats, philosophical stuff, therapy, but nothing serious. I'm pro Al, but I approach it with skepticism knowing it's undependable (as I do with anything I read). And prompts can be interpreted/executed differently across users' own interaction with their Als so it's not truly scalable. How does the business world / leaders expect staff to adopt Al if it's not consistently dependable? It doesn't even calculate like a calculator. If the internet start claiming 2+2=5, that's what it'll answer with. I'd use it for hobbies and pet projects but I can't imagine using it for anything "mission critical".

You're so close

Two quote tweets. The first says "“The soulless resume builder bug Asians you knew in high school? Yeah we just gave them everything, fuck you, son.”" The other shows a photo of the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 and says "Revive it immediately."

Two quote tweets. The first is from Richard Spencer, which reads: "I genuinely prefer the Affirmative Action regime to dead-eyed “meritocracy.”" The other reads: "The yellow striver seethes in mathematics because Americans don’t want dog-eating fact memorizers taking over their institutions"

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Mandarinization in the classroom results almost immediately in the Mandarinization of “high” society" The second reads: "If a world war broke out tomorrow, how many of these people would fight for America? Troubling extrapolation."

Two quote tweets. The first reads: "Idk who needs to hear this but realistically too many photos like this shred the reputation of harvard and stanford" The second reads: "America was a better country when there was Old Boys network of gentleman WASPs running the show. Look at this. This is not America."

Given the backlash to his photo, I encourage Asian people to gather in groups and make-up stories about them taking over some traditional WASP institution, just to make racists mad. "Went to a fancy dinner and everyone was part of the Daughters of the American Revolution."

Shutting down PBS and building Versailles

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

Clark Kent looking at a newspaper and saying GOOD! I’M NOT MENTIONED!

Logging on

“the pervert president is sending nameless government bureaucrats to repeatedly inspect you and your childrens genitals” is a true thing that democrats could be saying right now

Why Did National Geographic Disappear Its Own Documentary About A Queer Climate Scientist? | Defector If you’re not a particular kind of mountain sports nerd, you might not be familiar with the Banff Centre Mountain Film Festival World Tour. But for people who live their lives in the overlapping circl...

Last fall, I attended the premiere of a film that meant a lot to me. In late January, all of its hundreds of planned screenings were canceled without explanation. For @defector.com, I went digging:

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

mamdani needs to apologise for the earthquake to prove he can be a mayor to all New Yorkers

it’s all fun and games until Mom eats your watermelon 🍉

great work Donny, flawless redirection

The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...

Well, I'll be damned.

It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.

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For the moment, Donald Trump is the victim of the Judeopedo conspiracy. But when I make my move, he will be its ringmaster.

by JD Vance

Rolling up to the tesla diner in my cybertruck, dressed as a ninja on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I haven't spoken to my children in months.

#invertebrates ₍₍⁽⁽🦀₎₎⁾⁾

When you’re so busy crowing about your political motivations that you forget to pretend you did it for the Jews.

Will do, Al Yankovii!

The Inconvenient Faith of Stephen Colbert The core of why Trump World hates him.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

Reverse-polarizing myself into cheering on President Pedophile B. Antichrist's various nuisance lawsuits against everyone he's ever been mad at. It's how I express myself. It's how I perform my civic duty.