Hygge If True

We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death

Please understand that if you air even a single ICE ad on your program, on your podcast, on your stream, you will never, for the rest of your mortal life, receive another dollar or another second of attention from me, or from millions of others.

I promise you, it is financial suicide.

A shopping list with the words "ranch dressing garbage bags" on it.

New Midwest punk band name just dropped, courtesy of my mom's shopping list.

you could never make me hate her

This is incredible

applications to be an Election Judge in Minneapolis are now open!! I’ve served as an election judge for five years in two states and I can not recommend the experience enough. vote.minneapolismn.gov/election-wor...

Remember when Satan was fun? Ghost remembers.

I finished Deltarune chapter 4 and I need more immediately

I... never would have expected GOG to do a big porn giveaway to protest censorship, but hey, it's high profile enough to bring the site to its knees so CLEARLY it's spreading awareness.

I hate this timeline.

Live, even.

I love nearish by and had no idea this was happening, thanks for the heads up

Governor Walz endorsed the incumbent, Jacob Frey, in the Minneapolis mayoral race, when the party convention endorsed a different candidate, Omar Fateh, who is a democratic socialist.

Oh fuck off, Walz. I'm gonna not rank Frey twice as hard.

As usual, you slayed it! Glad I caught your segment!

Listen, NPR. I'm holding on by a thread. I didn't need to learn that birds get divorced. Let me believe a few beautiful lies.

An eloquent image:

Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.

I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

living is the ultimate comedic inspiration. "i am" is the best joke.

children are often brave, a surprise to the cowardice of their parents

The Birds Aren't Real people are going to love this.

YouTube video by Benn Jordan I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird

Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.

(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...

Headline: A star may have survived partial black hole spaghettification

we’ve all worked on this codebase

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

yeah, and progressives with a prism? forget about it (even when I found an online purveyor who would even make my lenses)

The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...

Anyways, AIDS is going to be gone soon, this is a generic with FDA full approval.

I took an elective on semantics and found it fascinating!

Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.