Mads "byttyrs" Viande

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

lmao

defending my personal manlet from all comers

this is a PRO-MANLET HOUSEHOLD

Tips for employers:

• Stop asking what people's salary expectations are
• Just list the salary in the job description
• 'Competitive' doesn't count

sighing dreamily. dogtop cnc....

this is a PRO-MANLET HOUSEHOLD

defending my personal manlet from all comers

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

once i was younger i was accused of lying about having a girlfriend in canada, when really i was just engaging in a bit of sexual roleplay with myself, pretending the hand i was jacking myself off with while crying was from canada

DOG: I think that job interview went well!

*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

The bowling alley HATES me for my one simple trick*.

*Cracking open the balls and drinking the yolks to become stronger.

All the anti-China stuff is pure cope. It doesn't matter how bad you think they are, "well at least we're freer than they are" is nonsense and saying it at the start of biting into this economic turd sandwich will not make it taste better when this seals the deal of China surpassing the US

The effects of this will not be reversed any time soon and it's game over. China invested in infrastructure and trade and the US invested in blowing up schools and hospitals. You don't need a quadruple digit political IQ to run those numbers

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

i was just joking. i love sports and even if i didn’t i firmly believe it would be morally unconscionable to imprison people for playing or watching them

in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam

Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it

abstraction in pen and ink

portraitmap of a territoryface

big angry turtle

Biden is correct. There's no equivalence between Israel and Hamas. One is a dictatorial democracy-hating group of death-loving sex offenders hiding behind human shields trying to destroy an entire people on the basis of their religion and ethnicity, and the other is Hamas. There is no comparison.

The problem with throwing comics from 2014 at me is I was also drawing comics in 2014.

a monstrosity of fraying metal and flesh twisted into shapes of groaning, daemonic faces with wide open eyes, metallic teeth, and manes of branches, antlers, or tentacles, in colours ranging from different shades of rust thru ochre and dusty grey to electric blue

wip serpent messiah piece for the next ogdo

HER NEW LOOK???: Taylor Swift Scampers 'Goblin-Style' Into the Woods, Covered in Lesbian Blood

Social Distance Warriors Episode 63: I'm Never Weird. Not Even Once Surprisingly, the arbiter of weirdness is Mario.

For years I've wondered "who's to say what's normal and what's weird?" in this new episode of Social Distance Warriors, my cohost @rtpuppydog.bsky.social firmly settled that question once and for all. It's Mario. Video game plumber Mario is the one who decides what's normal and what's weird.

in 2024 i'm going to start redundantly using both "$" and "dollars." as in, "this computer costs $2000 dollars." i spent a long, long time faithfully using one or the other and it failed to enrich my quality of life in any way. done with it. $2000 dollars time