Then why am I having to pay more for everything? Ordered something from overseas and had to pay and additional fee just this weekend.

What an odd thing to be upset about. Almost like what they’re doing is wrong and they don’t like to be reminded as such.

I love this! My wife loves theatre and I often play the role of ‘bemused husband.’ I go along because I like to see her enjoy something. I could get on board with this though!

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

I find the words ‘family size’ on a box of mac and cheese to be really insulting. It’s 2025; let’s be better.

In Star Wars, it always seemed strange to me how the galaxy just accepted that the Jedi were bad. In 19 years they were little more than myth. Lemme tell ya, watching a regime take over in real time has been eye-opening.

This is insane logic. Just realized I can get to Hitler in four or five, and Putin in three.

I can get to Hitler in four, but Putin in three.

People shouldn’t have to starve to score political points. If you think otherwise, you need to sit down.

Gotta respect the accuracy.

I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.

They're all grown up 🥹

Surprised he misspelled hepatitis, considering he probably has the whole alphabet at this point.

👇🏽

You don’t have to burn bright as long as you burn true.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

An illustration of a rotund robin on a plain background.

Round Robin.

#art #birds

Someone once told me that I looked like a ‘more attractive Ed Sheerhan’ and that comment lives rent-free in my head.

A week or so before my mum died, she asked me why people couldn’t just get along, why they couldn’t be nice to each other.

She told me when she got to Heaven she was gonna ask God. Figures my mum would be the one to ‘mother’ God.

"Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here." Anna Bower Monday, October 20, 2025, 5:40 PM Share On: f X inK My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

We need more Halloween songs. Like:

🎶‘O Candy Corn, O Candy Corn…’🎶

How does a satyr run, bipedally, with hooves? I imagine it’d look pretty undignified.

Trump dag 272: Trump plaatst video waarin hij gekroond als koning poep op Amerikaanse steden laat vallen, Vance een video waarin mensen voor Trump knielen, 'No Kings' protest trekt 5-7 miljoen demonst... Nieuwe besluiten van Trump en consorten, en nieuwe fallout. Een overzicht van dag 272.

Trump dag 272: Trump plaatst video waarin hij gekroond als koning poep op Amerikaanse steden laat vallen, Vance een video waarin mensen voor Trump knielen, ‘No Kings’ protest trekt 5-7 miljoen demonstranten, twee vliegtuigen voor Binnenlandse Veiligheid: reportersonline.nl/trump-dag-27...

One of the many 10 Commandments they like to put on walls but ignore it.

The antithesis of America. Truly an embarrassment.

The strigil, the screen,
mirrors in their own time,
reflecting the rituals of living.
Both outlasting the gestures
that gave them purpose.

—Echoes of Use

One day, someone will find
a rectangle of metal and glass.
They will wonder what it meant
to press a thumb to its face,
to trust that warmth would wake it,
to think it could hold
all we were afraid to forget.

When I sit doomscrolling,
I too scrape the day away,
my thumb gliding through light.
My fingers have their own ritual,
swiping across glass
as if to cleanse my boredom.