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who remembers Dan Jarvis

are you in Greens Organise? they don't have direct guidance on motion priority from what I can see but they can put you in touch with a local WhatsApp group who might

i love this headline because it is not mandelson but an entirely different peer and former comms chief with paedo connections

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Leon Gómez 1 review 8 months ago this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more Krauszer's Food Store (Owner) 8 months ago Hhjjuhgg

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son pulled @chinarhyming.bsky.social ‘s Old Shanghai A-Z off the shelf. that’s my boy

Exactly no (0) people go on the record to talk up this guy, and the people claiming he’d be a nightmare for the Tories are *the actual Tories*, but you’d be a cynic if you thought British journalism was basically a plot to mislead the public

If we’d learned in 2018 that e.g. Seumas Milne was passing privileged government info to a secret network of influence-peddling sex offenders led by the world’s most notorious nonce - do you think the lads would struggle to understand why that had grave implications, far beyond Milne’s office?

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Why do we push British children to learn the language of the country we are literally linked to by an underwater trainline?

and then I think about how there are thousands of other kids like him in that system and I [redacted]

I know it's not particularly original to say that becoming a father has made me feel more strongly about kids in the news, but every story I see about this poor boy makes me want blood

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

the woke left are cancelling me, simply

Canada and the US are like 70-80% the same thing which makes the differences way funnier. like there’s an invisible line on a map and guys named Gord only live on one side of it

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

my feeling is that if we are going to let AI loose we should start simple and low-risk, like criminal profiling, autonomous driving and medical advice before we let it handle complex tasks

its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers

Shop window with Labubus and a sign saying “these labubu items are only for display, we are an exclusive ‘Hermes store’”

Oh. I understand the confusion. No, you see, these Labubus in my Hermes store are merely decorative

The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.”

just wondering how the ‘actually emailing Jeffrey Epstein is what all the cool people do’ journalism set are getting on

this is how we can heal the transatlantic divide

Tweet by Ladbrokes Politics: Betting markets would suggest that the chances of Keir Starmer being replaced this year actually decreased after this press conference Quoting: (By the Politics UK account) 🚨 BREAKING: Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar officially calls for Keir Starmer to resign "The distraction needs to end and the leadership in Downing Street has to change" Has a picture of Anas Sarwar speaking and fucking up so badly lmao

Absolutely incredible work. 10/10, no notes

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I only wish Dawn Foster was still around to enjoy seeing Streeting flapping around so desperately as he trips over his own feet at the finish line

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all