Aota Wolf

I read "elon musk dies..." and got so hard that i blacked out

People who walk up the escalator are bitches

Take the stairs or chill motherfucker

i always took it on relative faith that a diffuse collection of ruthless corporate interests more or less ran the world according to a certain understood ruleset but the fact that trump and these other dipshits haven't been michael claytoned yet is making me wonder

It's really fucked up the warden from "Holes" (beloved 2003 film starring a young Shia LaBeouf) limited their water intake

Asking the girlies and gays for advice here

All yaoi is toxic yaoi because they're going to hell

Watched my coworker make this and his arms were shaking so bad after that he almost spilled his water

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

My son

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

If you don't put your hand down as soon as the judge calls time they should light the most expensive card in your deck on fire

I've been playing a concerning amount of balatro these last few days

Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.

God bless

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

Having to update my age in my profile here killed the birthday vibe

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

I love how cheap the drinks are in my hometown but God the bars are so straight and everyone's smoking

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Hi, one of my childhood real life friends got thrown out by her transphobic Mom and is at risk of going homeless.

If you’re able to share or donate some towards her GoFundMe, that would be appreciated.

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Can't wait to watch a video with Vivi, tell her I was dozing off, then having her tell me I was snoring for an hour

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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Me, European, waking up in the morning:

I am the Digi man

That afternoon poop gonna hit you hard

a green drink with a luigi stuffed doll guy behind it

We letting the Luigi talk tonight bro

this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed

I love when the gay sheep guy from beastars said, "If I can't fuck a carnivore I don't want to be in the club"

He's a fem top btw

This season's Beastars opening fucks