Threatened to disown my son if he ever had it on chips instead of brown sauce. He secretly did at a family meal recently π
06.02.2026 13:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@mikeuno.bsky.social
Lifelong Stretford Ender πΎπͺ Mostly Nike with some /// too
Threatened to disown my son if he ever had it on chips instead of brown sauce. He secretly did at a family meal recently π
06.02.2026 13:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itβs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Not got an away this season or last π€·ββοΈ fucking shite
28.01.2026 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Deck the halls and lock him up.
Written by Rikki Beadle-Blair
Performed at Soho Theatre, Walhamstow for charity fundraiser "Comedians Do Carols."
Spotted in Lidl todayβ¦
25.09.2025 21:00 β π 133 π 23 π¬ 5 π 2Mrs R: "There was a woman on the ward today who didn't want to take paracetamol. We've had to explain that we're not giving it to her because she's got a fever and we want her to feel better, but because she's got a fever and if we don't get her temperature down then her baby is going to die."
24.09.2025 10:33 β π 943 π 396 π¬ 45 π 34Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
21.09.2025 22:17 β π 18149 π 5586 π¬ 400 π 262Meanwhile, the "patriotic" dimwits on X are posting AI pictures of the Arc de Triomphe to show 'support for the country they live in.'
I laugh because otherwise I'd seriously be weeping.
Alan Kurdi, dead on a beach
It is very nearly the tenth anniversary of that brief moment when, for 2 or 3 days, British newspapers remembered refugees are desperate human beings who need our help, rather than scum that it's okay to threaten with violence.
21.08.2025 16:44 β π 2767 π 1032 π¬ 113 π 56South Park melts ICE π€£π€£π€£
07.08.2025 19:14 β π 2491 π 721 π¬ 56 π 101Went for a piss in a bar in turkey and had this dude looking up at me haha π₯²
06.08.2025 09:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Had to look twice at the badge - kinda looks like it says FAT FUC haha
03.07.2025 14:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nothing says concern for young women like setting fire to your local leisure centre.
Far right thugs behaving like brownshirts
How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??
05.06.2025 20:51 β π 2640 π 486 π¬ 84 π 34This is just brilliant πΊ
05.06.2025 21:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Managed to bag two tickets and flights for my boy and I for his first euro away. Good day πΎπͺ canβt really believe it πΊ
09.05.2025 22:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0worth every second
28.04.2025 17:37 β π 25763 π 6926 π¬ 1342 π 810Snooker mate. The best option
27.04.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Trump era, summed up.
24.04.2025 08:55 β π 802 π 265 π¬ 3 π 6Onana. Lost for words again!!
10.04.2025 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BEZZIN hahaha πΊ
27.03.2025 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs still a dancing, winged Labrador gorilla!!! Itβs all Incas see and Iβve tried!!! Brilliant tho π
27.03.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt stop looking at it!! Itβs all sorts of loasda mad shit. Canβt see a bird still!!!
27.03.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or a gorilla eith wings! Iβm so confused
27.03.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Looks like a dog pouncing with a tail that has wings! Wtf?
27.03.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How on earth is that a bird? Haha
27.03.2025 23:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else see the PSG fan with a megaphone right behind the goal?? Haha β€οΈ
11.03.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh dear, Elon Musk learned how they do protests in France.
06.03.2025 13:15 β π 1863 π 402 π¬ 113 π 36If I wasnβt a responsible grown up Iβd vandalise them all!!!
05.03.2025 22:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...
01.03.2025 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0