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@mikeuno.bsky.social

Lifelong Stretford Ender πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ Mostly Nike with some /// too

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Threatened to disown my son if he ever had it on chips instead of brown sauce. He secretly did at a family meal recently πŸ‘Š

06.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 97474    πŸ” 40941    πŸ’¬ 4309    πŸ“Œ 5378

Not got an away this season or last πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ fucking shite

28.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deck the halls and lock him up.

Written by Rikki Beadle-Blair

Performed at Soho Theatre, Walhamstow for charity fundraiser "Comedians Do Carols."

20.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 715    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 29
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Spotted in Lidl today…

25.09.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Mrs R: "There was a woman on the ward today who didn't want to take paracetamol. We've had to explain that we're not giving it to her because she's got a fever and we want her to feel better, but because she's got a fever and if we don't get her temperature down then her baby is going to die."

24.09.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 943    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 34
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Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

21.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 18149    πŸ” 5586    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 262
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Meanwhile, the "patriotic" dimwits on X are posting AI pictures of the Arc de Triomphe to show 'support for the country they live in.'

I laugh because otherwise I'd seriously be weeping.

14.09.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 778    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 17
Alan Kurdi, dead on a beach

Alan Kurdi, dead on a beach

It is very nearly the tenth anniversary of that brief moment when, for 2 or 3 days, British newspapers remembered refugees are desperate human beings who need our help, rather than scum that it's okay to threaten with violence.

21.08.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2767    πŸ” 1032    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 56
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South Park melts ICE 🀣🀣🀣

07.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2491    πŸ” 721    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 101
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Went for a piss in a bar in turkey and had this dude looking up at me haha πŸ₯²

06.08.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to look twice at the badge - kinda looks like it says FAT FUC haha

03.07.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing says concern for young women like setting fire to your local leisure centre.
Far right thugs behaving like brownshirts

12.06.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??

05.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2640    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 34

This is just brilliant πŸ•Ί

05.06.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Managed to bag two tickets and flights for my boy and I for his first euro away. Good day πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ can’t really believe it πŸ•Ί

09.05.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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worth every second

28.04.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25763    πŸ” 6926    πŸ’¬ 1342    πŸ“Œ 810

Snooker mate. The best option

27.04.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump era, summed up.

24.04.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Onana. Lost for words again!!

10.04.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BEZZIN hahaha πŸ•Ί

27.03.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still a dancing, winged Labrador gorilla!!! It’s all Incas see and I’ve tried!!! Brilliant tho πŸ™Œ

27.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stop looking at it!! It’s all sorts of loasda mad shit. Can’t see a bird still!!!

27.03.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or a gorilla eith wings! I’m so confused

27.03.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a dog pouncing with a tail that has wings! Wtf?

27.03.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How on earth is that a bird? Haha

27.03.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else see the PSG fan with a megaphone right behind the goal?? Haha ❀️

11.03.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh dear, Elon Musk learned how they do protests in France.

06.03.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1863    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 36

If I wasn’t a responsible grown up I’d vandalise them all!!!

05.03.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No second state visit for Trump This is UNBELIEVABLE. Keir Starmer has just handed Donald Trump a letter from King Charles, inviting him for a second state visit to the UK. It’s totally unprecedented, and I was so outraged when I he...

Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

01.03.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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