Steve Callahan

"If the large increases in tariffs that have been announced are sustained, they are likely to generate a rise in inflation, a slowdown in economic growth, and an increase in unemployment." -Jerome Powell, Chair of the Federal Reserve

Elon: those protestors are all paid!

Also Elon:

…or maybe the real global economic crisis caused by an unnecessary trade war was the friends we made along the way

Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.

Turns out that the simplest way to eliminate the capital gains tax is to eliminate capital gains 🍊🤡

We’ve two kids entering college in the next three years and 1. Their 529’s are down; 2. Federal funding to colleges is under threat; 3. Foreign students, who often pay full tuition, are disincentivized from coming to the US; 4. Inflation will drive up the costs of all supplies, etc. 🙄 🍊🤡

With the market drop, there’s no capital gains to realize anyway

This!

Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”

Every day I wake up to the news

Self-service gas stations need to give you the option to pay extra to turn off the screens blasting ads and infotainment. I’ll seriously pay $.05 more per gallon to not listen to Maria Menounos shouting “news” between the same Wendy’s ad

PowerPoint is even worse

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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All alpha male content is made by beta males, discuss

Panel 1 Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff. Bartender: Are you sure? Panel 2 Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me! Panel 3 Bartender: Fine. Panel 4 Bartender: Here is your Balatro. The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.

I have a problem.

A few basic things to help you get promoted…

YOU'RE RIGHT---IT'S A GOOD DAY TO STAY HOME AND PLAY MY ROCK 'N' ROLL RECORDS

YOU’RE RIGHT- - -

📌 this one! It is spot on!

Done!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

None. That's a hardware issue.