@jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
Midwest emo enjoyer with dogs
Coach MacGurk
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
14.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 865 🔁 187 💬 24 📌 9Playing Midwest emo on the Mickey guitar to scare all the women away
14.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0This app needs you and your shitposting power
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A cherry pie with a funny crust that looks like two hands holding open a hole on top
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
12.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 152 🔁 27 💬 10 📌 1There’s another Bayh running in Indiana and his campaign is largely funded by two super pacs. Nobody is asking for another Bayh. Stop it.
11.11.2025 12:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
10.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
We’ve got a Christian nationalist government but the war on Christmas is still going strong
08.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Mazie got whipped cream on her chest but thankfully Molly was there to clean up
08.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dogs at 5:30AM after DST when I tell them it isn’t time to eat yet
05.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you don’t vote for Mamdani vs. when you do
04.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not beating the journalism in the US is cooked allegations
03.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The dinner wanter has showed up
03.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👀
02.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Plenty of time left though
02.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And he wins the game with a nice pass. Only the Lions can make JJ look like a good nfl qb.
02.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He still got 4 yards smdh
02.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m getting yelled at in a TikTok comment section for saying that a dude ghosting a date he really enjoyed because he googled her and saw her past sexual history is real insecure stuff. Im realizing I’m in a different world there vs Bluesky lmao
02.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if it’s going to end the same way the book does….
01.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A few more
01.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, this rocks
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Good lord people are awful
31.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mc ren had drip
31.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tried to dress Echo up as Paddington. She was not happy.
31.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Oh yeah, they are definitely sucking and fucking
31.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is zero doubt they are sucking snd fucking
31.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve barely aged in the 10 years since this
30.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This song is missing for some reason
youtu.be/r6XFX7vP8i8
Sadie White female, 25 Show personal views - 1. Favors 'Allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry legally' 2. Favors Tougher laws and regulations to protect the environment even if it raises prices or costs jobs' 3. Thinks abortion should be Legal in most cases' Who do you think Sadie voted for? 2 3 7 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 Donald Trump
Sadie you fucking moron.
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