ruth bader yinzburgh

A square sticker stuck to a dark blue metal structure, white letters on a black background. The letters read “never travel for mediocre dick.”

Important Valentine’s Day reminder

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

yikes on several fucking bikes

also RIP bash dot org

It’s just a coincidence that we are closing passport offices in majority democratic cities while election boards also reduce the number of polling places and cut hours

Its about ethics in video game voting

Oh and they're shutting down a bunch of post offices in rural areas too.

"we deported everyone who used to do this, so let's conscript the kids"

don't you do it

just out here saying anything!

girl, bath bomb rash?????

[pink pony club]

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Joyce Carol Oates
She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s
Joyce Carol Oates
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I love to dance but man I hate a rave

Are you gonna see them and Bayside in June

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

trainer: “tell me a little bit about what your goals are.”

me: [shows them this video]

usually it's solid work but overall reasonably chill, but I went to a diff instructor tonight and she was ready to fuckin party, lol

but we lived!!!

A red faced, sweaty woman in a dark green sports bra and black shorts lies flat on a light green yoga mat on the wood floor. She looks stricken.

Took a 75 minute water vinyasa class tonight and I think the instructor was trying to kill us

status update: trying to chew my way out of my enclosure

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Meteorological (mists, clouds, wind, rain, storm, tempest, smoke, darkness, shadows, gloom). Topographical (impenetrable forests, inaccessible mountains, chasms, gorges, deserts, blasted heaths, icefields, the boundless ocean). Architectural (towers, prisons, castles covered in gargoyles and crenellations, abbeys and priories, tombs, crypts, dungeons, ruins, graveyards, mazes, secret passages, locked doors). Material (masks, veils, disguises, billowing curtains, suits of armour, tapestries). Textual (riddles, rumours, folklore, unreadable manuscripts and inscriptions, ellipses, broken texts, fragments, clotted language, polysyllabism, obscure dialect, inserted narratives, stories-within-stories). Spiritual (religious mystery, allegory and symbolism, Roman Catholic ritual, mysticism, freemasonry, magic and the occult, Satanism, witchcraft, summonings, damnation). Psychological (dreams, visions, hallucinations, drugs, sleep-walking, madness, split personalities, mistaken identities, doubles, derangement, ghostly presences, forgetfulness, death, hauntings).

thinking about Nick Groom's suggested "seven types of obscurity" in Gothic novels, forming a handy "is it goth" checklist lmao

okay actually it would be 363 days because Open House is two days BUT WHATEVER

Lol y'all KNOW I got a court summons for that parking ticket on THEE FIRST DAY of Open House. 365 other days in this bitch ass year and this is how you treat me

Master Debater meme

"You can house the homeless or you can have a safe, walkable downtown community."

Me:

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Trying to spin up some cute nametags for our department open house and they are just dogshit. Graphic design is NOT my passion 😅

Lmao dude thought he was gonna sell out Star Lake?!

that is a wild statement! penalizing women who don't have children? brother? what???