All Hallows Hattie

see you on thursday, bloosk!

Harvest moon guys, there’s still time to purchase my EvilCompost™️ at half price and curse your neighbouring villages yield before it’s too late

good lord it’s so painful to witness

“elections”

you are on [extends pinky]

Tiny Himmler. Gerbil Goebbels.

YouTube video by Classroom Europe Farmers Embracing Smart Agriculture

Nearly 8% of the people on our planet are farmers who produce more than a third of the world’s food on small plots of land...just an acre or two each. These farmers want to work, produce, feed their families, sell what’s left, and stay on their farms (cont.)

I honestly really do think it just kinda does. Imagine that you decided to make a soup out of everything in your home. Potatoes, rice, drain cleaner, LEGOs, that turd you forgot to flush, etc. While our individual homes may vary, it will always be a bad idea. It will still taste bad.

as a high fashion liking gorman from portland idk how to feel about this

can u imagine how hard the white house staff is working to desperately hide this news from trump right now lol

Stephen Miller looks like if a small skinny penis was also a vampire

ooh i have an idea

form a new one with just Blue states and let the reds battle for the slop left behind

STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

The fact that Stephen Miller, who is one of the most viscerally repulsive humans(?) in existence, is the guy they have going on television is a sort of reverse brown M&Ms for how things are working in the administration

i lived for taco time back in the day, i miss the old location on 52nd and powell a lot!!!

ooh and drinking pickle juice right out the jar

corndogs and freeze dried marshmallows

there is no such thing as a bad taquito i will die on this crunchy hill

corndogs forever

I'm sorry, but when I see "s-tier" I think "shit-tier" not "special-tier."

Trump is so shook by the Epstein list that he’s delegated President Russell Vought and VP Stephen Miller to resurrect the lost cause of the confederacy by reenacting the Civil War.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

why do ppl expect any social media site to be anything but sucky. social media is itself just a sucky thing. regular life can’t be replicated on a tv

What the modern microblogging website power user wants -whether they be transsexual cartoon political scientist or President of the United States is to be a great (wo)man and also get to be 14 at the same time. This is probably not good or possible if we're being real.

europe I'm begging you to step in here we're on the ropes

i just. don't think "poking your own citizens with a stick until they lash out" is a strategy that's going to play out for them the way they want it to!

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Blue interstate compact for a state by state banking system that withholds funds from feds while they continue performing illegal acts would fix this

I don't have the bandwidth to make this case explicit. But today, Todd Bessent put Frank Bisignano in charge of IRS, in addition to Social Security.

Bisignano, at Social Security, gave Big Balls access to all our Social Security data.

Now he's in charge of IRS.