Rich Kelly

She actually went with anti-Irish slurs? How 1850s.

When Jim was young, he pointed at a manual typewriter and said it was an old-fashioned computer. I felt all my bones creak.

I'm thinking when Adam and Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge, there just wasn't enough to go around.

We're living in the stupidest possible timeline.

I lurk. There isn't much banter but it is a decent news and entertainment aggregator.

Hey, I haven't tried reposting but I see an icon with 2 arrows that form a square. Click that and I see the option to repost.

Did the function of Bluesky change? I can no longer do a simple repost. I have to copy the link and repost that way. Is this happening to anyone else? fyi- I have rebooted every way I can think of.

Happy Trump Was Convicted on 34 Felony Counts On This Day Day!

In 2015, he was still a joke candidate. The night he won the NH primary, I was shocked. I turned on the TV to hear his speech regarding the win. It was rambling, incoherent, vague, full of platitudes. I'm still confused how he could be seen as sensible.

Sounds great!

Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special advantages in interpersonal relations out of an entrenched sense of entitlement that immunizes him against the complaints of other people.
Aaron James, Assholes: A Theory

Yep, Dems need a charismatic speaker who can deliver a coherent vision. Start handing the party over to young, enthusiastic voices and lean in more on supporting the working class.

Pointing out that Trump is an asshole doesn't work. We're a nation of assholes.

I honestly don't know what would've sent the right message. Leaving hands the narrative back to Trump. Disrupting just looks petulant.

I don't know how to match tone with a lying sack of shit and come out on top.

There must be something in German.

Disruptions in the Chamber will play right into Fox News' narrative.

Dems need to start legislatively containing that madman. And they need to get out front and present their plan for the country.

Revolting, despicable theater from that Cheetoh-faced shitgibbon and his lickspittle sidekick.

Just shameful.

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Well, he does shake hands like he wanking a bull.

From your account page, click the 3 bars in the top right. Next, scroll down to feeds. From there, you can create and delete feeds that are specific to your needs. For example, I created "Friends" and added people I know. I have News, with my preferred news sources.

It filters out the dross.

"Member" /juvenile giggle.

Yeah, what makes the bit dated is the horse caused a violent stampede through the hospital based on bullshit.

YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke

Everything old is new again

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I'm thinking there'll be a lot less bread and way more circuses.

Oh, and internment camps.

Will someone please give that son of a bitch a Snickers?

I ran into this. I meant to type "president" but mistyped "mushroom dick shit-for-brains".

I suppose it depends on how you die. Make every moment count.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." Mencken

Thou’ll break my heart, thou warbling bird,
That wantons thro’ the flowering thorn:
Thou minds me o’ departed joys,
Departed never to return

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2025 so far.

Stephen Merchant?