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Steve Hayes

@claxbypluckacre.bsky.social

Husband, dad, cook, aspiring pub bore.

34 Followers  |  34 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 16.08.2024  |  1.9626

Latest posts by claxbypluckacre.bsky.social on Bluesky

I will be sure to point and laugh, whilst prancing, on Saturday

03.07.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That one goes out to the one he loves

28.05.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tiramisue Barker

22.05.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At a cremation would be more apt

26.04.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beat me to to it. Damn yo

25.04.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy to tell it to fuck off if needed

20.04.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just placed an order. Love the style.

09.04.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True - he was nurtured by the UK ecosystem

04.04.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harris was/is (is he dead yet?) Australian. We have enough of our own paedos without being blamed for other country’s

04.04.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah ouai - les bons memoires

31.03.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact this needs to be reiterated is a stain on humanity. Absolutely faultless version.

28.03.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FLATULENCE

03.03.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK adaptation of Snakes on a Plane, I believe

03.03.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A piggyback with a trolley service for that track

22.02.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post, share a pic from your device with no explanation

01.02.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How did the constipated mathematician work it out? With a pencil.

29.01.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

23.01.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@monorailmusic.bsky.social thanks for the update. Can’t make the Sunday evening I’m afraid. Was due to collect my record as well. What’s the best course of action? Ta x

23.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the album. It hooks you in then punches you in the gut (sorry, I’m not well versed in this music critic lark). Amazing live - a wall of sound. Lucky to have seen them a few times in β€˜24. A wonderful discovery for me this year.

04.01.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t drink when pregnant I get. Don’t give alcohol to animals - why would I, it’s decent stuff. Don’t give alcohol to martial artists…?

25.12.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, we call them intermediates

13.12.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I see Scunthorpe is getting a wide berth this time round!

13.12.2024 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great review and a great day. Some excellent noises and good pies. What’s not to love!

11.12.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Endless Spite Endless Spite Saturday 7th December Welcome to the first ever Endless Spite event in Shipley, Bradford. A collaboration between Endless Hum and the legendary Out of Spite collective; renowned for h…

Really looking forward to this all dayer on Saturday. A lot of new music to get my teeth into, and an old favourite in @spalton.bsky.social theendlesshum.com/endless-spite/

03.12.2024 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved to North Lincolnshire where dinner starts at 4:30 and anyone ordering past 6:30-7 is a deviant. It’s basically a late lunch.

03.12.2024 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seconded

26.11.2024 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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