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(trying to blend in with zoomers and it starts raining) we lowkey needed it fr

Everyone should have the privilege of receiving a pokemon card in the mail. No truer bud than a bud that sends you a pokemon card in the mail

until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs

Good info. I need the crunch

What kind of blizzard should i get from dairy queen. Usually go with butterfinger but I’m feeling adventurous

i’d love to lie in the field and be overtaken by vines

Scoob is good buddy, he was just thinking about you guys

New sweetie has a ps5. We are having a gaming sleepover on friday !!!!

I’m so proud of myself for making it 7 years in LA without once going to disneyland

Started writing a love poem but the edible kicked in hard and now I can’t finish it. It’s a win for everybody tbh

for dinner we're having my famous smoked weed

Y’all need anything from trader joe’s?

Will also be making an obligatory TJs snack run

New sweetie and i are going swimming tomorrow. They made a pasta salad and i am bringing blackberries i picked today and peanut butter sammies

It’s true! O glorious day!

Haven’t you heard? America’s #1 pot sticker brand is on sale

My lunch breaks at work go like this

Unrelated but I wasn’t sure where else to put this: i love that you’ve chosen j mascis volkswagen dealership as your banner. Wish I’d thought of it ☝️👑

Getting so big already

I’ve been asleep for too long on Yves Tumor’s latest record. I am now wide awake. It goes incredibly stupid

Handing out sloppy to anyone who will come do my laundry

I hate drinking so much, but sometimes you gotta attend the function. I’m not one to refuse a drink and people kept buying me shots 😵‍💫 too old to be living like this

Hungover eating a tuna salad sandwich up the road from my apartment. It’s good

Hey

I think it might be time for a faggier haircut

Begging the good citizens of the pacific northwest to please not start any fires next week when we hit triple digits

Next week has been exhausting

I don’t think there’s ever a good time to meet someone. I just worry my heart is too guarded and I won’t be able to let a good thing in

I had a really good date tonight and I’m feeling happy and scared and sad and weird. This person has shown me more care in one week than my ex showed me in almost two years. I don’t think it’s that hard to love me and i also don’t know how to react when someone clearly wants to

Welcome dev ♥️♥️