@mediocretbh.bsky.social
I'm here and you're still better than me.
I feel the same. <3
06.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blow his fucking brains out, Jack!!
16.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sunfish that got sick after aquarium closed has recovered thanks to human cutouts
an aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. so the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
ok I guess there is *one* good argument for bot followers
30.01.2025 10:59 — 👍 1005 🔁 185 💬 19 📌 30no but seriously i am so fucking sick of wanting to die. dysphoria is so fucking bullshit and so is capitalism so if you could help me with one by going against the grain of the other that would be incredibly helpful. ❤️
30.01.2025 04:19 — 👍 23 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0I'm having fried chicken for dinner tonight because existence is punishment
30.01.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I get to tuberculosis or bird flu I'm placing the blame squarely where it belongs: Bill Maher
29.01.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A few minutes ago I was wishing all of humanity to burn in nuclear fire but I had a sandwich and I'm better now
29.01.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Bernie Sanders voice] Gooncave
29.01.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The frigatebird
The common potoo
The macaroni penguin
The rhinoceros hornbill
Shout out to just absolutely insane looking theropods
29.01.2025 04:36 — 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Hi I'm Tony Soprano, and when it comes to car insurance I don't fuhgeddaboudit
29.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*sees a guy at the store buying toilet paper*
Hell yeah brother takin shits.
Okay, I couldn't wait. It's wigs. I bought little wigs for the goats.
28.01.2025 22:33 — 👍 1492 🔁 301 💬 73 📌 48I'm still friendly
28.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep getting ads for a Christian college while watching neighbors murder each other over unclear property lines and garbage on the street
28.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I'm out
28.01.2025 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was thinking of watching was it that bad?
28.01.2025 05:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Allen was screwed so bad by that last one.
28.01.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I want Hayley Williams to run me over with her car
28.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When everyone's talking politics and being smart and I'm just making stupid jokes that life sting less for .5 seconds
28.01.2025 00:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deepseek find me a girlfriend who sighs slightly under her breathe when I take a little too long to figure out what I want at the drive through
27.01.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Sopranos was ahead of today's culture even 25 year ago
27.01.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Punching Bill Maher in the nose while he's mid-sentence would produce a very funny sound
27.01.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's important to make the economy give a living wage to all Americans so I don't have to hear Jelly Roll again
27.01.2025 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Ruthlessly barging in here so I can post the judgemental Green Vine Snake
26.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 59 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0"Just like Kobe, Patrick Mahomes got away with it."
27.01.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really am living in a golden era to be a Chiefs fan. Too bad the rest of the world is utter chaos.
27.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching the Fear Thy Neighbor docuseries because watching Americans murder each other over the placement of juniper bushes is a God given right.
27.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Cardinal hanging out a wire
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26.01.2025 09:29 — 👍 79 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0It's winter and I'm a sissy
27.01.2025 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
