OrbGazer

Yes Mr. President, right away

I’ve been listening to the essays in this book on & off for the last 9 months. Sometimes they’re tantalizingly obscure, sometimes I’m able to lock into them and it feels like locked gates are clicking open. In any event it seems that what he’s doing is essentially psychoanalyizing culture itself.

dying

If you don’t follow me on bluesky you die in real life

psychologists should develop a personality test that can tell you if your personality is dogshit. enough with the "none of them is worse", what about Chaz?

This draught is mad vivifying bro

I just heard the following words from an advertisement and I’ve gone fully insane:

Margot Robbie. Jacob Elordi.
The greatest love story ever told.
*British man whispers “Cathy”*
Wuthering Heights.
In theaters February 13th.
All Original Music by Charlie XCX.

Man I’m just really depressed and there’s nothing for that but posts

ah the two genders of Bluesky

Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.

kind of you to assume I’m not bald

@cmnotesandviations.bsky.social

This shithead is going around Bluesky pretending to be “community notes,” and posting attacks on ICE victims and people who post about the Epstein files.

Block and report.

I do think fascism is a suicide mission. No openly fascist regime has been happy or healthy or sustainable.

Not interested in gauging where we land among history's worst fascists, but I do think we must understand what it means for us all that ours has the most globally destructive power in history

I bet Pat Mastelotto would reply to me

Other musicians / industry people I’ve emailed and gotten replies from:

jazz legends Mulgrew Miller (RIP), Dave Holland, and producer Ed Michel

you gotta get stick men - they’d do it

Well tbf this was a long time ago
I asked him to play bass in a band my friends and I were getting together. he politely declined, citing his commitments to Crim. He then wished me good luck and said he looked forward to hearing us. Very cool guy!

It does work - I emailed Tony Levin and got a reply

I am in love with every woman in AFTER HOURS

Dude I had no idea - it makes perfect sense!

Finger gets slammed/
down in the drawer/
slam it again/
slam it some more
finger is throbbing/
feels like fucking hell/
I want to slam
Honeybaby can’t you tell

They‘re right every time

A huge YouTube title image that says "Jorking It"

I'm not saying Reddit is good but you do sometimes encounter screenshots like this

Big shout at in the DRAWER

Reading this as a verse in Idiot Wind

Wait what

they’re the same pic

Fam in case you wonder why I’m not posting with a more politically engaged bent the reality is I cannot articulate a single thought that you all have not done more succintly and if I do I will be banned - stay safe stay strong stay imaginative

These guys need to drop the hood and robe bit and do tracksuits or something