Jack Rime

this isn't even the worst thing to happen to me this week I'm fine

Hey what's up I just got hit by a car ama

the car is fine

I will continue to shovel packet upon packet of UPBs into my throat. The warnings included in my bag of pretzels not to are, quite frankly, dumb and stupid. I am smart and powerful and simply built different.

vorpal clock

Update 25: The End - What a way to go! · Starfinder: Afterlight 💫 Hello, Starfinders! 🏁We can finally say, the Kickstarter campaign is OVER!Like a great cliffhanger at the end of a season finale, a lot of backers showed up (like in that endgame scene) to help us rea...

The Kickstarter is OVER! 🏁

You made us press F5 all night, but it was worth it, we unlocked the Mechanic class!

No need saying we're incredibly grateful.

Missed it? Late Pledges open tomorrow: Nov 7th!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/epi...

phenomenal work by the volunteers

lmaoooooooo let's go

Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter (Capcom, PS2, 2002). Woren (tiger humanoid) party member Lin opens a treasure chest containing the "Blunt" skill. The game prompts the user if they would like to "Take "Blunt"?" with a yes/no choice.

hell yeah

I also absolutely despise promoting myself. It grates on me and I hate networking and I hate this. But otherwise I guess it's the expectation of fish coming to nibble randomly without any bait on the hook.

ok linktr.ee/rimejack
please be patient while I develop Content™ for the masses.

Do I, like, reopen my ttrpg Patreon that never went anywhere now that I have real bylines???

Starfinder spell Motivating Ringtone, which heals its target by playing music through their comm unit. It also provides a small movement speed bonus and a bonus to saves against fear effects for a minute.

[Muffled Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 in distance]

bantrid my beloved

It's always just a little disappointing isn't it :)

A Granite Ox from Pathfinder Myth Speaker Adventure Path, Titanbane, charges across a mountain side. In the bottom left corner of the image is the "Pathfinder" logo.

Do you have what it takes to confront the mythic threat awakening beneath Iblydos? Assume the role of a hero-god and shape your destiny in the thrilling conclusion to the Pathfinder Myth Speaker Adventure Path, Titanbane!

buff.ly/dOD8oB9

You know what they say: where there's a worm, there's a way.

Jessica Fletcher, of Murder She Wrote, excitedly holding one of her own books to prove she wasn't arrested and charged with breaking and entering like her imposter because this episode is particularly hingeless. "See? It's me!"

Me going to the FLGS and pointing to the book that has my writing credit on it (they have stocked like 2.4 copies)

This site has been just unfuckingusable the past couple of weeks. I ain't voting for someone throwing my vulnerable homies under the bus and that's my piece.

chappell gnome: you can miss a hundred poison darts, shoot another shot try to stop the feeling, you can say it's just the way you are make another excuse 'nother stupid reason, well good luck knave (well good luck)

Join the worm farm for beautiful names for a girl.

I knew the company before opening the article. Once they actually sent me a $0.02 payment as a """""""bonus""""""" for pageviews lmao

woao

A 3D render of Mofly, a recurring character in Arc the Lad. This is his cameo appearance in Arc the Lad: End of Darkness which is a bad game.

mofly my darling

Clanker, a kind but large and scary looking cyborg shark and minor character from Banjo Kazooie.

They could never make me hate you, Clanker.

Oh to BE so photogenic...

Oh, I'm allowed to say I did a little stuff for #Pathfinder2e for the Myth-Speaker AP. Part 1 is out now, with 2 at the end of this month and 3 in August. 👀👀👀

paizo.com/store/pathfi...

Bisexual icon Yukino Mayuzumi in Persona 2: Eternal Punishment talking to the protagonist, Maya Amano, with an angry expression. "What!? You have to work this afternoon!? Give me five minutes. I'll straighten that bitch out!!"

yukino my beloved

It's like my mom never said: if you can't be nice, be devastating.

oh lord the urge to fedpost tonight