Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500

No. No it won't. It has officially declared "lost in transit", the useless fucking seat-sniffing bastards

Oh, and Thomas the Tank Engine PB

I'm not entirely certain I'm known for anything on here, although I'd definitely say Jayne Mansfield and top-heavy lovelies in general for what you're known for

Just remembered that sex offending's Russell Brand actually called his book "My Booky Wook"

Yet again it's one that's been up for about four years without a problem

Redbubble have only shitcanned one of my designs today, which is an improvement, I suppose

Two 9/10s on today's Ten to the Top. Fucking rubbish

Wonder if my parcel from known shitehawks Evri that was meant to arrive on Thursday afternoon will turn up today. It hasn't even been out for delivery since

Winter has arrived, then. There is no limit to how much that can fuck off

Monday

Good to see Ted finally and deservedly getting a starring role in Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Getting pretty fucking bored of putting in all that effort for piss-all reward now, if I'm being honest

Oh well, my latest bit of artwork appears to have gone down almost exactly as poorly every other bit of artwork I've drawn this year has done. Marvellous stuff. Heartwarming

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My kingdom for a Christmas advert that's not complete and utter horse-shit

Can't see Anusol without thinking of Mark and Lard's One Man and his Frog

Stop saying "low block"

I realise you can't smell perfume through the telly and so the likes of Chanel and Armani and that have to come up with other ideas to convince you to buy their stuff, but why the fuck does this mean that all perfume adverts have to be fucking impenetrable

I'd appreciate a share or five if you haven't already. Ta in advance

"Now no-one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine"

Just done to a stir fry what Liz Truss did to the economy

Jesus Christ, what a stupendously good record. Up there in my top 5. Maybe even top 3

Right, that's enough ranting about Redbubble. It's time to Sunday the fuck out of Sunday, starting with cooking a big stir-fry with some leftover fried chicken I bought last night, and then whacking chicken chasseur in the slow cooker for tonight's tea. Fucking get in

I'm really pleased with this one, so I give it about an hour before Redbubble take the fucker down for no apparent reason

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Racing Stripes by DPA Design | Redbubble A classic Formula 1 car in a classic livery.

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Buy it here on a variety of products: tinyurl.com/DPADRacingSt...

Racing Stripes - Carlos Pace's 1975 Brabham BT44B Formula 1 car. Available in the DPA Design shop on prints, clothing, mugs, device cases and more!

New design now available!

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A classic Formula 1 car in a classic livery.

Available on prints, clothing, mugs, device cases and more.

Apparently FourthWall is good for print-on-demand, but fuck me, it's such a faff uploading stuff. On RB you upload your image and then choose what products it goes on. On FW it seems you have to upload your image product by product

Been to Morrisons. 2/10