Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500

Today's Heardle TV Themes is a full-on '80s banger

Lovely bit of Marlboro branding on the cover artwork

The first screenshot is from one of the first computer games I ever owned. A proper shot in the nostalgia gland

That's Grand Prix Simulator! Get in

It's years since I've seen them. Leeds festival 2000 I think

Post a banger not in English

Fucking love SFA, me

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You're the only other person I've come across that knows this one

Haven't seen a Select Specs advert for ages. Presumably this is because everyone involved with them was in the Epstein files

Lick my big one

Had curling on telly since I got home and fuck me, isn't it dull?

Post a banger not in English (with added Françoise Hardy)
youtu.be/3Km0d-XCfv4?...

Can't work out if that's a cue-ball or a Rover from the Prisoner

Just heard the same person say both "expresso" and "drowneded"

BUY MY STUFF PLEASE

Anyway, the one I posted yesterday got 87 views. Great. Glad I bothered putting together a shit load of templates for videos now

Just before Christmas I decided to give into the Instagram algorithm for my art account and started making reels: they get more views than pictures and therefore more eyeballs on my artwork. First few got 700+ views; seven or eight times more than most of my still pictures

Ah, Cast!

Monday

The dancing puppet in the LNER advert

Turbo Esprit!

Oh for fuck's sake, the ChatGPT caricature nauses have turned up on here now. Fuck off

You're possibly a poor judge of character but cheers, and I wish you well

I'd completely forgotten about Abi Tit-Mags

Not for about a month. Can't afford any at the moment, had a few days off sick last month so I lost a few days pay

No, not a clue. If you've any ideas I'd be happy to hear them

Obviously it wasn't my house at the time. I wasn't born for another 50 years

Donald Pleasence is on my telly. He used to live around the corner from my house when he was a kid, y'know

Nah, not really. Nice steady week in the offing, apparently, so other than getting wet on the ride to work I've nowt to whittle about

I dunno. I enjoyed it there, my job was a piece of piss, I knew the place and the people inside-out, and I do miss it, but I like where I am now and I certainly don't miss Christmas starting in July