Gay Scientist

Almost forgot how much I enjoy not working.

Still thinking about the time I had a really bad ear infection and the doctor like couldn’t even get the otoscope to see inside my ear and he was like “you didn’t see how inflamed this was?” And I was like “…I can’t see inside my ear”. Pissed me off so bad.

I’m glad everyone else hates the Duolingo update. I hate that apps just become trash and then they want you to pay for it. Like maybe make the free version good before I decide to pay?

Praying to the local government Gods to approve these permits so I can successfully move next month.

The free version of Grindr is literally so bad. The grid is smaller when filtering and age can only be done in 5 year increments now. Like we may have to get back on A4A…

Dems should fight on every front.

If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts.

We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File.

Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.

It’s been a minute since I’ve had to go to the Penn State online stats resources. Glad it exists.

Constantly having to reset my eRA Commons account bc the government wants me to have a password with a minimum of FIFTEEN characters. It’s insane to pretend about security considering how much info that’s probably already been stolen by Elon Musk already.

I’ve noticed that Gemini has been kind of bitchy to me lately and I appreciate it because I already feel guilt every time I ask it to debug something for me.

Sometimes I think about how the Mexican guy I used to hook up with would always give me a piece of fruit or coffee afterwards. Should have married that man.

I feel like everyday I learn about a new Disney adult.

Are we not gonna talk about the hung giant zombies in 28 years later?

Gay sex on July 4th is patriotic

For some reason I feel like there’s been a resurgence of axe body spray scents and idk why I have to be assaulted with either that or BO in this summer heat

Are we just going to pretend like that Megan 2 ad with Matt and Bowen isn’t the longest thing you have to skip, just to be met with like 4 other ads of normal length?

Kind of wish that airlines would offer subscription services but I also know it would be the worst service possible

Constantly having to search which combination of capital letters and emojis represent the newest form of chemsex in the apps

I don’t know why the phrase “mind reader” is actually conveyed more like thought listening but we don’t call it that. I feel like mind reading is just a specific kind of reading in third person.

Still pissed that a grocery cashier thought he was helping me by handing me bagged salad as the first items to be placed into my reusable bag. And then he gave me attitude bc I was like actually I’d like those other items first. Gay on gay crime during pride.

My new fav thing when a guy wants to hook up and asks me nothing about my preferences is just saying: “not my thing, nice dick though!”

In the words of Carrie Bradshaw: “sometimes a girl needs a half”

Loved these games so much

Sorry to see this. If it helps, I filled out a survey thru Amazon and wrote about how much I loved this show and how disappointed I would be if it didn’t come back :/

I’ve never been the same after Trixie and Katya kept saying “sucking DICK and CAWK” and think about it at least once a day

Stuff like this really makes me think about box springs and dust ruffles

Gen Z is too earnest bc if you ask me if I’m ok I’m obligated to tell you that the reason I haven’t taken a photo for my AMC A list is because I’m feeling ugly today and don’t want to take a photo of myself rn. Let me sit in that empty matinee screening of Thunderbolts in peace.

The effect of Grindr putting explore profiles on the grid actually does make me feel fuckable bc all of the sudden I’m getting all these looks from people hundreds or thousands of miles away

Realizing that a few years ago on this day I was blowing a regular hookup and afterwards he realized it was after midnight and he said “well, happy birthday to me”

Living everyday in this country is actually a scam by the First Family

The “right now” feature on Grindr is kinda amazing to scroll thru with these other headlines bc wdym you “want my kids sucked out of me”??? Love it.