Jacob Sampson

I guess this was a little vague considering the day to day condition of the state. This was specifically about football.

SoFi holds 20,000 fewer people than the Rose Bowl.

Oh Florida is, like, broken broken.

@sickoscommittee.org We got a shirtless rally section in Tucson.

I love my orange, but I have free tickets and it’s a Tennessee bye week, so the rare Bear Down Jacob is making an appearance today.

Steven Pearl has that "daddy can't bail me out" look on his face.

Love Mike Keith, but it’s kinda obvious tonight that he’s called nothing but football for the better part of 3 decades because that man is treating score updates like they’re national secrets.

FIRE EVERYBODY

21 years between seeing tour favorite driver win in person is too damn long. Let’s do it again in the spring, Ryan.

Officiating is doo doo and that's being nice.

Jordan Rodgers on that review.

It's a good thing Paul Skenes throws hard because woo boy does he have the charisma of a wet piece of cardboard.

Fuck yeah, Holly. Instant honorary VFL.

cackled at this on the broadcast

a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed and his legs crossed ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed and his legs crossed

FrEe BasEBalL! FreE bAseBalL HeRe!

GO PACK GO

Mike Tirico has said 6-7 twice now tonight and I'm not sure what's even real anymore.

HAPPY NATIONAL TIGHT END DAY TUCKER KRAFT

We have de-activated said mode.

Green Bay really in “Not today old man” mode right now.

"You WILL NOT overreact to a preseason Vols game."

You have to do 2 things here.

1: Score to keep UK from tying it coming out of the locker room.

2: Leave Tim Banks in Lexington and make him find his own way back to Knoxville.

The forward pass has been a thing for almost 100 years and our defensive coordinator may or may not know it exists.

The only upside is it reduces the amount of time we have to hear Jordan Rodgers try to talk about football.

They always do this and SEC Network seems to love it.

Looking for DBacks home games against the Giants. No reason. Don’t ask. It’s fine.

Orlovsky isn't good in any format.

Not being able to onside kick outside 2 minutes is an incredibly stupid rule for the sake of creating rules.

Stopped at Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch and some of the Packers game and my son is bouncing between shit talking the Packers and trying to process the amount of TVs.