Kid Sodapop

YouTube video by Elaine Stritch - Topic Are You Having Any Fun?

Actually, another great example: have you been getting the Volkswagen Buzz commercials using this one? I was hearing it so much and smiling, I had to track down the song. 😊 m.youtube.com/watch?v=68gn...

Mon pleasure!

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Wake Up Boo! by The Boo Radleys. Never fails. m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXP...

I’m a sucker for wordplay, I’ll have you know.

Yeah, they don’t value personal space the way I do, LOL.

This could be a T-shirt.

Days before my 17th birthday. Christ, I’m old.

Still and all: stormin dance party at Joel’s that weekend.

I just asked if he really thought cramming into the armchair with me while I’m working is comfortable.

Well, lugging it up the stairs makes me lightheaded, so there’s that.

It’s 4:20, when the cool kids smoke their doobies. Meanwhile, I just finished vacuuming, which is its own kind of high, I suppose.

I mean, some people just go with oregano, but you do you, boo.

That’s a solid plan.

There’s an art to great donuts. We have a little independent mom and pop place here, and it’s sooooooo good. It’s so good it’s made me, a lifelong Massachusetts resident, turn on Dunkin Donuts, LOL.

Ya gotta wait til March 18, out of respect for St. Patrick. Otherwise, we get one more big snowstorm and the snow has snakes in it, to boot.

I remember, too
A distant bell
And stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue

When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of them all
Then I will tell them
I remember you

“I Remember You”
—Victor Schertzinger & Johnny Mercer

I wish it wasn’t something as Homer Simpson-y as donuts, but it’s donuts.

Reskeet if you see your kink:
Restraints
Role-play
Feeding the birds & squirrels
Being crushed by a giant
Praise
Unconditional love
Forehead kisses
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Tentacles
Napping
Universal healthcare

Black, for sho.

While I still have all this top notch illness bass in my voice, I really oughta go out and karaoke some Johnny Cash songs.

Thank you! 🙏

Currently riding out what I was shocked to learn is not a bad cold/cough but actually pneumonia. 😬

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

I dropped my phone on my toe, so I’m listening to the love theme from Octopussy to console myself.

Oh, Lord, this is like the tip of the iceberg.

I just went over to position the two dogs together in the dog bed because they seemed unwilling to give each other room, and when it was done I added “See, this is how we share,” and it’s possible I’m spending too much time alone at home with them.

The world’s so totally off the rails right now that I’m afraid the Pope will die and somehow Trump will get to appoint Joel Osteen as his replacement.

I would definitely give you a vindalook.

Not fluffy enough. Wouldn’t help.

I didn’t know it ever went away. It’s always been a go-to for me!