Mutha-Jeffin Douglas

That's Gorillaz with a Zed for fans in New Zealand.

See my clothing! See my clothing! Made from real tiger coating!

The man WILL do anything to pop a rating...

I'm sure I'll just be able to tell from your texts

We talking 2008 Britney Spears crash-out, or Jimmy Butler 2020 NBA finals crash-out?

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We don't have to talk about it now, just put it in the "something to ponder" file. Save it for a rainy day.

That doesn't mean I'm wrong...

@jeremytache.bsky.social 👋

lol, check out his history of completely just shitting the bed once he gets into the playoffs. Regular season Harden doesn't mean shit.

You only need to know two words: Raise Hell.

For NASCAR, follow it up with Praise Dale
For wrestling; Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave.

Nobody will ever suspect a thing.

Just followed, appreciate the information!

Surprise! The 2026 Barkley Marathons Has Begun. Love is in the air indeed this Valentine’s Day. A love for sleep deprivation and suffering, anyway. With the lighting of a cigarette, the world's toughest, most mythological footrace is underway.

@edsbs.bsky.social IT'S HAPPENING!
run.outsideonline.com/news/2026-ba...

@edsbs.bsky.social I was randomly explaining to coworkers today the spectacle that is the Barkley Marathon and realized I don't know if we have a BlueSky correspondent for this year's upcoming race, and weirdly, you're the only "expert" I know to ask here.

Some might say we're already invaded by a blind idiot god, so I can only imagine how it'll get worse.

Hey Chris, I say this as a fan... In your first book you posited the water wars were waaay off in the future. Now *gestures everywhere*... If this new book hastens some OTHER apocalyptic horror, well... I will give you the triple bird with my mutated extra arm protruding from my forehead.

Plenty of room to open those hips.

¿Dos Bobos? ¿En esta economía?

When Senior finds out you haven't changed the filter in your air unit all year.

Some will die in hot pursuit
Fiery foot rashes

Pretty sure I saw diaperchili open for the Butthole Surfers back in '97.

Ultimate "We're not mad, we're just disappointed." energy.

She coming for your title Nancy Reagan!

Did this man just tell you to 'shut up and scribble.'?

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Not sure if you saw, but someone made this gif on the DLS subreddit, and it was universally decided that you needed to be aware of it for future usage.

A UNICEF sponsored village in Africa running around with a bunch of Notre Dame - 2025 National Champion bevels as we speak.

How is McCarthy still here? He's been here since 2021 and supposedly leads the defense...