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Used to cost you $10, now they PAY YOU $65 to take it of their hands, right?

10.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, she did just bring about a ceasefire

09.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crikey!

09.10.2025 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lord.

@apnews.com

08.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 12510 🔁 3913 💬 1084 📌 539

To be fair there is some, albeit scant, evidence that the tooth fairy exists.

09.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear The News Agents, please stick to facts rather than clickbait.

08.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone should tell meteorologists that a "50% chance of at least 0mm of rain" doesn't tell the average reader anything at all.

06.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Way more than two.

06.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man stands at a podium with the words not because they are easy but because they are hard below him Alt: Video of JFK also setting an audacious goal and a timeline. "We choose to go to the Moon. We choose to go to the Moon... We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too."

05.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially since he promised to resign only 10 days ago if the party didn't drop their net zero by 2050 stance. Now resigned for unrelated non specific immigration thing. It's almost like it's nothing to do with policy.

04.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They'll just offshore the jobs, cheaper still

03.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Superb news for you: www.microsoft.com/en-au/micros...

02.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely that would make them yankers not yankees?

02.10.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No mention of any cop being held to account here, presumably they've been promoted.

30.09.2025 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait till voters realise Congress can do this for any tariff they feel like.

29.09.2025 21:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope the rest of it continues to rhyme badly.

29.09.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Has Hegseth worked out that if they're all in a room together they are much more likely to disobey is illegal orders?

27.09.2025 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, that kid totally already knows maths.

27.09.2025 07:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remind me what the first amendment was about?

27.09.2025 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, they do Scottish subtitles?

26.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, I'm taking up the Mandoline and whoever said it really hurt the tips of your fingers while you practice was absolutely right.

26.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn't even bother to make up the bad thing which is supposed to happen if a kid takes Tylenol, like what's the pretend pathway to what?

26.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, legally he can't, this EO has no authority at all and can be safely ignored.

26.09.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think NPR needs to buy itself a fluorescent jacket.

26.09.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are @theguardian.com and @abcnewsbot.bsky.social doing PR for Andrew Hastie? No challenge at all on his principled resignation (promised last week) over abolishing net zero target?

25.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If anything, autism causes Tylenol

25.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 856 🔁 106 💬 21 📌 5

"sure thing madam, I recommend acetaminophen instead"

25.09.2025 06:10 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Columbusing?

25.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Living rent free in the mind of a wannabe property magnate :)

24.09.2025 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Millions of Impeachments

24.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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