Nil Flips

And only 15% of your battery used, result.

Very stupid headline. Net debt is zero.

Does it cure it, or just no one stays around to hear the snoring?

‘Mind-blown’: scientists discover sex reversal in kookaburras and lorikeets with cause unknown Almost all of the ‘sex discordant’ birds were genetically female but had male reproductive organs, study finds

JK Rowling: they must use the sex they were in the egg to choose which toilet not to use.

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Focaccia comin' atchia

The vendors should sue for harrassment at this point.

Yeah, maybe not a limiter, maybe it just messages your local court to own up to the speeding offence and if it's a genuine emergency you can get the fine/points waived.

Tbh if you wait a few weeks could be reality tv.

Well, you have one screw already, you know what to do.

Google Lens claims it's a Canon

Written by a wasp.

Cat is now fully charged.

We are all individuals

Hang on, are their instructions for how to dismantle an atomic bomb now trustworthy?

Creme <> Cream

The Punning-Kruger effect. People who think they're funny but are absolutely not e.g. Musk.

Is this a thing?

Elon Musk thinks he is a comedy legend. He is not.

Would be quite interesting to properly test price elasticity too. Have one month free if you like, but another few weeks when the prices are higher/high.

That wall should have been wearing a high vis jacket, amirite?

Discovery Bros

Hegseth Signal messages came from email classified ‘SECRET,’ watchdog told The revelation contradicts the Trump administration’s long-standing claims that no classified information was shared by the defense secretary’s account during the “Signalgate” scandal.

Fire Hegseth.

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

Mean.

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Coffee machine is underwhelmed

Kicking out Drew Hutton is a great advert for the Greens.

Imagine how fast we might have got there with leadership

In 2022 the Tory party allowed members as young as 15 years old to play "pick the Prime Minister" during the Liz Truss leadership election.

Now they're up in arms at the idea of 16 and 17 year olds being allowed to vote for their local MP in general elections!

Toilet sign for gentlemen, showing two figures - one wearing a cape (or perhaps using crutches).

Superman branding has gone a bit too far

Dear Andrew Cuomo,

New Yorkers rejected you in the primary. And now you’re pressing them again to pick you?

No means no.