Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient

If I'd waited 10 more seconds on my reply....

I remember seeing a tumblr post along those lines.

I guess what I'm hung up on, and probably wording very badly, is that I recall green and purple also being (and still) quite common... Did the first jerkass get rejected by a woman with blue hair and it snowballed?

Because they'd hit the LD50 dose of Old Spice at twelve.

....so, Metallica?

I'd like to think that Michael Che could hit.

He'd be making a joke at Colin Jost's expense while doing it, though.

I'm still unclear on why they collectively decided on blue hair being a bad thing.

If it makes it to 20 innings, the game is called and the Chicago Bears are declared the winners.

Godot called.

He said to bunt.

Wikipedia cast entry for Deathstalker (2025): Daniel Bernhardt as Deathstalker Patton Oswalt Laurie Field as Doodad Christina Orjalo as Brisbayne Paul Lazenby as Jotak Nina Bergman as Grendel

I love that, right now, the Wikipedia entry doesn't list Patton Oswalt as playing a character, so I must assume that he's playing himself in the movie.

So, the wedding is off, then?

Love just isn't blind, also its tastebuds have been killed off.

That sounds like "100 mg of atorvastatin a day".

Many people would ask "which book". I'm curious as to which ship?

I went with "in a jar in a drawer, maybe".

I have Powershell scripts / users like that.

Oh, I really hope not.

FedEx guy pulls up to the house.

Says he has a package for me.

Then he cannot find the package in the van.

Drives off.

Me: ....ok.

Then they'll discover he used to play Warcraft.

Blueberry bagel, lightly toasted, which I then tear apart and dip in honey mustard.

...didn't Avril Lavigne write a song about him?

I looked up what that was... and... and that didn't make it better.

Ok, so "hand loaf" is weird enough, but can we also talk about the cylinder of raw meat jello on the other guy's plate?

As a single guy who used to go to a lot of conventions, a hotel room entirely to myself was a dream come true.

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

I can hear this gif.

The high point of jury duty was realizing that the man sitting down the front row from me was the spitting image of Moe Howard.

I did not ask him to give any "Moe" quotes, though.

Did not get jury duty.

In fact, nobody got jury duty.

They held us there for much of the session, and then said, "Yeah, we don't need any juries today."

So that's it for a year (county level).

YouTube video by Zero Production Effort Studio Defective Implant (King Missile Parody)

Wait, I have part of the answer to that.

youtu.be/y1y0ivu55ho?...

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

The jury room orientation has turned into a story about the water system in the rooms.

Almost 20% done with the day and they feel the need to vamp.