Geoffrey

not sure why, but when I found out other gay guys have cars, I'm shocked and honestly so proud of them.

get ready, babe, for this week's date night I've partnered with Factor

You can't hurt me, I once wore a beret to the Louvre

Lovingly pissing into the beautiful urinal

tying a noose is pretty easy, but it turns out a Nerds Rope cannot hold an adult's bodyweight

real eyes realize Bette Davis eyes

NastyPig is the gay Juicy Couture

wearing a banana costume and pushing a grocery cart full of vaseline to the self-checkout

gay guys will post a photo of themselves shirtless with their eyes closed and say "insta saw it first" as if it's some long awaited piece of media and not the 409th identical picture on their camera roll

ahead of pride month I'd like to take time to honor the first gay guy to say "no loads refused." Thank you for your service, Michael

Peeling a banana while wearing gloves implies a sinister intent

saw a woman aggressively eating a club sandwich with the toothpick still in, each bite bringing her closer to a new lip piercing with reckless abandon.

Kruz bar in Milwaukee

Clocktower Antiques in Milwaukee

Mitchell Park Domes Horticulture Conservatory in Milwaukee

Empty coatcheck on a warm afternoon in Milwaukee

Windows of Milwaukee, WI

ACAB includes this cat. Sorry buddy, you're going to the guillotine

Flanked by generational wealth, and wrapped in Pendleton Hudson throw, the brunch eating baby muttered its first word—gribiche.

the pope died doing what he loved, being old as shit

86 twinks!

I can do more than spot you, bro. I can see you for who you really are

opening a crematorium called "Ashoholics"

Wax sealing the envelope of my tax return with a Babybel cheese

waiting for my boyfriend to open his eyes each morning then whispering in his ear, "what do you wanna do for dinner tonight? I could go for chili or something else."

nothing has ever been as expertly titled as "2 Girls 1 Cup"

fall damage is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I'm live streaming (pissing outside)

Madonna is releasing Confessions Part 2 in an effort to destroy Lady Gaga once and for all

when I show people pictures of my cat and they respond by showing me theirs it's like, that's great sweetie, but let's focus on the real star

we are less than a week away from a gay person remixing Abracadabra with the White Lotus theme

I've descended too deep into subreddits, far from the light of god

I'm writing a Netflix series about an Italian pastry chef and clairvoyant detective: "It Cannoli Be Murder" The budget is 3.5 million

Mitch McConnell whenever he sees stairs