Louie @pastafagottini - Bluesky Profile

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

10.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 2667 🔁 674 💬 20 📌 14

Beautiful print. Do you photograph with a 4x5, or are the tintypes from digital negatives?

09.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

First wintry ride of the season has arrived 😊

09.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surely no coffee will increase employee productivity. Great plan team!

08.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for the nearest TouchTunes

08.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not currently, but that’s rare for us. Happy to keep you and @jmalivert.bsky.social in mind.

05.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

05.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 18621 🔁 4400 💬 165 📌 357

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 47075 🔁 8191 💬 252 📌 220

“An early sonic ultrasound revealed a fetal heart rate within normal range and what appeared to be the bag pipe intro from Jepsen’s 2015 hit “Run Away With Me.” “

03.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If anyone needs me I’m off the floor eating the world’s saddest banana

02.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The truth is out there— you just need enough cardboard.

31.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Halloween 2025, I’m the X-Files intro

Trick or treat, I’m the X-Files intro 🛸

31.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

CHI verified ICE sightings/avistamientos de ICE verificados/observations vérifiées de l'ICE/ - public Este es un mapa de avistamientos verificados de ICE en el área de Chicago. Los puntos rojos representan avistamientos de los últimos tres días, los puntos amarillos, los de la últimas dos semanas, y l...

Map of verified ICE sightings in Chicago

bit.ly/chi_ice_map

30.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 27 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 1

Spookytown 2025

You guys wanna see my Spookytown?

30.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday! 🎃

30.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still worth celebrating. Come to Rocky Horror at Music Box.

27.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My black cat with his 64oz can of birthday tuna

🎶 Let’s Hear It for the Boi 🎶

26.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re doomed.

24.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Terrifying. Borderline sounds like a flirtatious armed robbery.

24.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My GP leading this morning with “penis looks good”

21.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Mannheim Steamroller merch table

17.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re the best, I keep getting Almond Joys

17.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.

17.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 2821 🔁 1404 💬 290 📌 802

I once gave emergency aide to a dining guest, then recovered their severed finger from a bathroom door hinge before having to run food to another table. I truly understand and wish you some peace tonight.

17.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Put my decorations up

16.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sneaking shrimp cocktail into this matinee like the piece of shit I am 😈

14.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount

13.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 435 🔁 132 💬 4 📌 6

Happy Indigenous People's Day from an Italian heritage street festival in Chicago's Viagra triangle where, yes, Bob Fioretti, dressed in a "Dignitary" sash, is collecting signatures for yet another run for elected office

13.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 53 🔁 15 💬 14 📌 9

The people’s weather

11.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve yet again been reprimanded for promoting ska in the workplace

04.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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