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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

Parrot Lying

Parrot Lying

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

Yall a couple of cuties I tells ya what

You have a cat?!

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

I love Fullmetal Alchemist

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

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It was such a great show!

Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

Denis Villeneuve is officially set to direct the next James Bond film

Dune's Denis Villeneuve has been tapped to direct the next James Bond film from Amazon MGM Studios.

"This is a massive responsibility, but also, incredibly exciting for me and a huge honor."

thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, 'Sick Matthew'

I want the new switch 2 but I just can’t justify the price of the GAMES. Especially since you won’t even officially own the games

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Atlantic Opinion: "Its Weird that Eggs Were Ever Cheap"

Oh my fucking god

White cat with yellow green eyes looking up at the camera, sitting next to a black cat with yellow green greens also looking up at the camera. They are both sitting in a couch.

They look up to me?