BeigeSugar 💬

Intrusive thought of the day- I’ll need to buy toilet paper for the rest of my life

Imagine if he put this much energy into helping people

50 year mortgages are the Fingerhut of home loans

This timeline is some dark comedy shit

Perimenopause has me crying at football highlight reels (and I don’t even like football)

I own way too many pajama bottoms and graphic tees for a person my age

One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes.

I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.

"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.

Those Thai chili stuffed olives were a mistake

Today she was on Annie’s Mac & Cheese “I knew chivalry was dead, but I didn’t know saying thank you was too.” 😂

Gonna dress like a slutty hotdog bun and try to get some Halloweener

That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco

Battle Royale and Trick r Treat are for sures

Me too! I try to hit all my favs.. especially during October 👻

BOOM

It’s back in theaters this month 😁

Back when we had regular tv when this came on you knew it was time to go to bed lmao…

I still hate the intro song for that reason

😂

Munchies so bad I forgot I’m lactose intolerant

Good morning y’all. Let’s do the damn thing today. Make this last day of September a good.

Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few.

Be kind to yourself.

Ok, I agree on the clubs, but did you try Immy’s on Oakland, Crave Cafe in Shorewood, Hups on Hampton?

😂😂 sounds like there’s a story

MKE isn’t that bad lol

Have you been to Gary, IN?

Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses<<<

Someone I follow on Bluesky just showed up in my Facebook “People You May Know”
They’re watching 👀

To know and not act is apathy
To see and stay silent is consent

Checking another home project off the list I’m grateful to my dad for teaching me that I can probably fix just about anything