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Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.
Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
22.06.2025 16:18 — 👍 789 🔁 134 💬 18 📌 4💦 The Piss Bottles are back in stock! 💦
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Absolutely why does this shit only happen when your støned
18.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pissing and shitting in the Sybaris pool during milkie time , to prove a point
17.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to thank everyone for making me the best poster that Bluesky has ever seen #gratitude 🤗🙌💖💯💯
17.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your hearing it more and more
17.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who won a horse
04.05.2024 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You wouldn’t know it based on my skeets lately, but Quordle says I am Well Chilled
17.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I look at her here and I see wicked beauty
17.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have this persistent memory from when I was a kid, I opened up a menu that someone had barfed in. I felt really embarrassed and put it back right away, didn’t say a word. Newsom’s memoir will be the same way.
17.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re all fucken scumbags that deserve an eternity of rotting in hell, idc if one is more ~generous~ or not. If a billionaire’s personal cause is increasing the rat population, that’s not generosity or altruism. Pay your taxes POS!
16.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤤🤤🤤
16.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You might say I’m a real urine kleptomaniac, I like to take a piss 😎
15.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matt’s* piss scooter** is gone
*the dog
**the e-scooter parked in front of the building for a week that he pisses on as soon as he gets outside
Skeleton is sooooo baller 🔥 💀 🔥
14.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IL07 vote for anyone other than conyears-ervin or friedman plz jfc
GM
14.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dr. Normal Robert
16.12.2024 03:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I know that’s right
14.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nice stance. Lemmie guess…goofy?
12.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AFAIK only 1 candidate (Kina Collins) has showed up to the Broadview ICE concentration camp, which is actually entirely in the IL07 district
12.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels like IL09 has sucked up the most attention but #IL07 primary is crucial for a halting a fascist epstein-class agenda. Its a field of 13 & two of the presumptive front-runners are AIPACed & cryptoed up
12.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Did anyone hear that? It kinda sounded like a senator from MN said something?
12.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Post Lake on main
12.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Luge is complete.…now its Skeleton szn
12.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ya know, I’d honestly just settle for some rapid bus lanes
12.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hashtag Love is Blind im horrified to realize I identify the most with Connor
12.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol fr
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