I had to buy some stupid and cool shit
11.08.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@bigmoneyhoho.bsky.social
I had to buy some stupid and cool shit
11.08.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0some days you shit more than you eat... but if you didnt do that you'd never have days where you eat more than shit
11.08.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1People come up to me while Iโm power washing and say I love your work
10.08.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Christians are good at making me uncomfortable
10.08.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like to recover my username, and then reset my password, on every website.
06.08.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Driving is actually fun when you get to floor it
03.08.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A month after a breakup, moving, getting COVID and having horrible IBS for an extra week, now we are so back
03.08.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At kohls for mostly existential reasons
02.08.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would ride or die for this beautiful singer
02.08.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs fucked up how my neighbor has two adorable baby cats that frolic and play and jump & warm my heart
01.08.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Having an Infiniti is not the flex Infiniti owners think it is
31.07.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I do something for someone at work and they send me an email like โyouโre the best!!โ I really do believe it for like 3 seconds
31.07.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Same and thereโs nothing I can do about it!!!!
30.07.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is Taco Bell a laxative
29.07.2025 00:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My despair and disgust in the human race went from 35% to like 65% in just a few months. Hope it starts decreasing soon.
28.07.2025 13:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THANK YOU!
27.07.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There is no such thing as a good website
27.07.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The strat is an NPC guitar but the telecaster is a protagonist guitar if that makes sense
26.07.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty muchโฆ I have covid and got stomach cramps that made me panic and feel short of breath!!! Honestly everything was fine itโs just a stomach thing. I was glad I got checked just to be sure.
26.07.2025 05:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Got too freaked out and went to the hospital for no reason xoxox
26.07.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Why is god killing off his strongest soldiers
24.07.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No I like your emails!
24.07.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0got a coworker whose entire job is to annoyingly email me constantly
24.07.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Taking adderall on COVID bout to meet my maker
24.07.2025 12:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0going to the limits of my longing, brb
23.07.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Turns out Iโve got Covid! Listening to ur body is the move. Keeps your coworkers from getting sick.
22.07.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alfa Romeo toenail
22.07.2025 17:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I decided today that having a temp of 99.8 and every part of your body hurting is a good enough reason to take the day off
22.07.2025 15:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Got a Nike swish shaped bruise
20.07.2025 13:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What idiot called it pulled pork and not cranked hog?
19.07.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0