Tom

Hell yeah

Walk into the fucking ocean you useless husk of a human

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

Wow that's about 200,000 dollars of debt per person kicked off of health insurance. But shouldn't we be saving money by kicking them off? Hold on here, I'm beginning to suspect the Republicans are introducing the worst of both worlds.. but for WHOSE benefit? Well we'll figure it out another time.

Hell yeah brother. Congrats and good luck!

It feels good to feel good sometimes

I'm running out of fresh drywall in my house to punch through

Still batting 1.000 on that one

"They were very brave when committing those war crimes"

God damn do you suck

Machines ≠ robots by the way so y'all can chill out yes I still want to build machines yes I want to hunt robots we exist

i forgot i made this im crying

You a fuck ass bitch

San Diego #NoKings

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

Like and share if you want Iran to have nukes

Luna in all her glory

Hell yeah it is

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

hall of fame banger on both a phonetic and orthographic level, or crime against humanity; hard to tell with man's most terrible invention, the pun

Smoking meats in the backyard this morning and my neighbors dog was barking. Let a massive fart out while kneeling down to grab something and not only did the dog stop barking, I found out my neighbor was outside too when they both wordlessly got up and went inside. 2 for 1, gottem, etc

Red roses that grew in our garden🌹

Spring is pretty cool

Getting "Solo Hombres" tattooed on my belly like Tupac

Every moment spent on my smartphone makes my life worse

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

An image of a man being drowned in peas that has been watermarked several times

One of the saddest human beings on the planet and yet so repugnent I'd still throw garbage at him if I saw him on the street

it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

More and more people are saying it

yeah i got a fucking juluis for you. it's drugged. i drugged this julius. it's a drugs julius. i'm not telling you what drug it is though. make sure you drink it while you're driving.

Congrats to you and the future Mrs Internet Hippo!