@emsipie.bsky.social
I mean they’re bound to have all the money they need eventually right? Surely we’re close this time.
18.09.2025 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s it, I’m unfollowing.
31.03.2025 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah at this point it’s all overcooked more than my grandma’s carrots
12.03.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shorts, we’ve got a badass over here
15.02.2025 19:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah frick, really liked those rainbow frogs :(
15.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
14.02.2025 04:25 — 👍 83937 🔁 26021 💬 760 📌 900Still a bit of dopamine to wring out of it, keep going till it’s empty 😌
11.02.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And olives! Looks delish!
11.02.2025 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh god I had happily repressed scheme
11.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When were you 9/10 and is it like a fall from grace type deal or are you a solid 10 now?
10.02.2025 10:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But how are you gonna eat brunch without a verified fork?
09.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, socialism is when I have a bit of cheese too. Which I do. 😌
09.02.2025 08:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s called Steve.
08.02.2025 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great way to enjoy the menu (and the cheeseburger)
I always introduce it (the menu) as a love story, just a girl and her cheeseburger.
A TV showing Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue opening a door
"I'm the butler sir" "And what do you do" "I butle sir"
07.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 377 🔁 11 💬 25 📌 3“Is the FBI really in the habit of cleaning up after multiple murders?”
“Yes, why do you think it’s run by a guy called hoover?”
“That’s right!”
08.02.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we call it the good timeline? It’s less confusing that way.
06.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it an old man or more of a Dracula type deal?
06.02.2025 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugh miss me with the sunk cost fallacy, this is the end of the journey old man.
06.02.2025 05:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay this is one of the weirder food combos
05.02.2025 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah maybe you only have weird food combos, just pick a random one and win this weird competition already
05.02.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Undone, mr robot, clue (1985), and midnight gospel are my gotos right now
05.02.2025 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0iOS mobile games have some great gems hidden among all the muck. Wildfrost, slay the spire, and balatro are all on iOS nowadays 😌
05.02.2025 09:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s honestly becoming difficult to suspend my disbelief that USA isn’t some kind of D list television show that jumped the shark one too many times.
05.02.2025 07:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Go get that snack, you deserve a snack 🫂
04.02.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You did it buddy, congratulations!
04.02.2025 04:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not sure drinking butter is like… healthy? Probably not socially acceptable either.
03.02.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That means the spare tire can help out too (and any extra tires you might stuff in the car obviously)
03.02.2025 07:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh dang that’s why nobody’s done my dishes yet!
31.01.2025 18:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
