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John P. Murphy

@johnpmurphy.bsky.social

Science fiction and fantasy writer, author of RED NOISE, THE LIAR, and others. Coffee enthusiast. No idea what I’m doing. https://johnpmurphy.net

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Latest posts by johnpmurphy.bsky.social on Bluesky

I once had an ISP send me letters for months demanding the -$8 I owed them. They threatened to turn me over to collections. I think they tried, even, because the letters stopped for a while then started again. Eventually I called and told them where to send me a check.

16.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come hang out with us (virtually)!

15.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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finally got a full vid of the hover!!!! omg

14.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 156    🔁 19    💬 16    📌 1

God I miss the days when this would have clearly been an unhinged conspiracy theory. I feel like I’ve got Occam’s Razor at my throat.

14.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations!!

14.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All while the same cities are being slandered by right-wing media as dangerous battlefields full of places it's just not safe to go. Funny how many Thin Blue Line assholes are essentially out there saying cops suck at their jobs.

14.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do people still listen to this man? Is it the bow tie? do they think he’s smart because he wears a bow tie and they don’t bother to look up his actual track record?

14.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s that saying? “It’s better to close your mouth and be thought a fool than to open it in rambling and incoherent defense of the worst people in the world”?

13.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I try again every 5 years or so, just in case, but they just make me ill. I still like Reece’s cups though so who knows.

13.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Are you in Boston next week and want to hear two serious physicists have a conversation about aliens?

I will discuss whether aliens speak physics with @mattstrassler.bsky.social on Nov 17 at the Harvard Bookstore. @harvardbookstore.bsky.social

13.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile

13.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 4617    🔁 978    💬 60    📌 67

The greatest trick rich and horrible people ever pulled is convincing us they were interesting.

13.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 429    🔁 62    💬 9    📌 2

You just know there’s some dipshit out there eagerly feeding Epstein’s emails into a neural network, convinced he’ll get a financial genius AI out of it.

13.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

13.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 3400    🔁 1054    💬 32    📌 44

<soft music plays in the background>
Narrator: “If Jeff Epstein had access to Microsoft Copilot his emails would’ve been as smooth as <puts finger to ear> I’m being told not to finish that sentence.”

13.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 250    🔁 41    💬 0    📌 1
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

13.11.2025 11:33 — 👍 13881    🔁 8995    💬 1    📌 851

That really stinks. I’m sorry they weren’t willing to offer a reasonable industry-standard contract. Hopefully they pull their heads out of their asses soon.

12.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the risk of being tedious: this is why markets should post sample contracts. An author should never be in the position of agonizing like this over an acceptance versus a surprise bad contract. It benefits everyone for everyone to have full information before a story is submitted.

12.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Visual of a sleek MiG25 over a forested site under a steely-grey sky.

Visual of a sleek MiG25 over a forested site under a steely-grey sky.

Today's research fun fact - in the late USSR the MiG25 fighter was called a "Flying Restaurant" because the distilled alcohol used as a coolant could be consumed. Training flights were often cancelled because coolant had been drunk or sold. Feshbach and Friendly, Ecocide, 165.

12.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 6    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

It all went downhill when they took out the windmills.

12.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I earned spending money in college tutoring math at the school’s math learning center, and honestly the biggest obstacle wasn’t people being assholes, but having this huge ball of weird shame at not being instantly good at a new task and having this “I suck at math“ view of themselves.

12.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 9857    🔁 2691    💬 79    📌 112

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE

11.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 847    🔁 171    💬 8    📌 0

Brought to you by driving down the road and saying “does that train logo say what I think it says? It can’t possibly.”

11.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact: After Pan Am went bust, the name was bought by a railroad company. No idea why, but you can occasionally see Pan Am trains in New Hampshire.

11.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gritty reboot of James Bond Junior?

11.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it gives the writer the opportunity for the line, “Your name is now Bond. James Bond.”

11.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep seeing this one pop up on lists of games like the ones I've enjoyed; sounds like it's time to at least try the demo. Thanks!

10.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The inside should be well cooked; I like corn dogs but would not enjoy what you had.

09.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof. I sometimes enjoyed TAing, but… well, at least this too shall end.

07.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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