Generic Poster

"I totally understand why you need this Oxy. Please, take it. Gratis."

But Johnson's car is powered by a miniature atomic pile!

Dinosaurs drawn in a WW2 poster style. At the top it says "fight the mammals" and beneath them it says "before a small problem becomes a giant threat." At the bottom of the poster are three proto-mammals

Did this poster many years ago based on a "WW2 Dinosaurs" suggestion (I think) @davidhahn.bsky.social wrote on a whiteboard in @helioscopepdx.bsky.social for our daily sketch exercise. Turned out to be one of the most resonant things I ever made and it started as a loose gag. I still think it's fun.

It IS fun. Love it!

She was not reasonable. Who would pay for JD Vance?

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What if, [Tynes] seemed to ponder, groups like Scientology and Eckankar were even more fucked up and dangerous? What if they had some kind of line to actual psychic powers? What if Delta Green agents had to shoot the shit out of their headquarters?
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Bezos getting his money's worth, I guess.

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

He's got the Innsmouth look.

And she hatched from an egg because Zeus raped her mom while he was polymorphed as a giant swan.

But, these were finger LASER guns. They went pew pew. You gotta admit that level of tech is threatening.

I was seriously not expecting Trojan War Discourse today but hey

1 - Troy is in Anatolia (modern-day Turkey).
2 - Helen of Troy was Helen of Sparta anyway.
2 - Her dad was a swan and her mom laid her in an egg.
4 - The ancient Mediterranean was diverse af
5 - Grow the fuck up you fucking racists

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

I'm just pissed that they didn't cast someone who hatched from an egg, like Helen of Troy canonically did.

Nice! Congrats man!

In retrospect, we probably should have clapped.

Huh! I drink just tonic and bitters sometimes, but I have never heard of this.

So, are they worth buying or what?

runner keeps bat

Shit! She was pretty young too. (to me, an old person)

A drawing of the Leader, a comic book enemy of the Hulk with a giant forehead and mental powers.

Uncanny:

Looks like he should be using his mental powers to try and kill the Hulk.

For the most part (with a few ostracized members who are wildly popular) the entire function of the Democrats is to protect the status quo for business, which owns them. The change needed in the government for it to be fair and equitable would be so disruptive to their owners, they can never do it.

They have no interest in beating back lies.

And? All this shows is that court orders are meaningless.

This. 1,000 times this. How can Congress be so stupid and feckless?

PROBLEM SOLVED! *dusts off hands*

Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy

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Crom laughs at your offsides rule!