Alex

BREAKING: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.

we did it, Zo

One revisionist memory I notice a lot is when people talk about the government forcing them to stay in their house for two years. In most places it was legal to host parties from May 2020 onwards. You didn't do it because you didn't want to catch the deadly virus, like everyone else!

The workers don't need a visa to remotely operate a robot, so they can do labour that used to be done by easily-exploited undocumented immigrants.

A normal game is 9 innings, this one went 18 innings. Either team could have ended it sooner by scoring. Once a player leaves the game he can't go back in, so both teams were running out of players and sending in random dudes who made heroic efforts to stop the other team from scoring

The Chinese grocery store near my house has dried bean curd jerky, it's delicious and much cheaper than the Beyond Meat one. Hopefully you're able to find some

I disagree with your interpretation and I would explain why, but you'd obviously enjoy calling me more names so I'll just mute you now.

No, the article says that his parents immediately pointed out the error on the birth certificate but it "hasn't caused many issues" until now. Correcting a birth certificate costs money and evidently it wasn't a priority for them because it shouldn't have to cost money to fix a bureaucratic typo.

UL Washington's parents intended to name him Ewell. The clerk who printed the birth certificate mistakenly typed UL, and that was his legal name for life.

It started in some interesting places, and then the plot turned into "24" but even more enthusiastic about killing criminals

We are in the throws of a battle over who is going to survive the future.

A future marked by scarcity and disaster.

A future these people are accelerating.

That is what is driving the attacks on civil rights and basic equality.

Supremacist beliefs are the tool needed to justify human culling.

A person in a dinosaur costume at a no kings protest holds a sign that says no.Tyrants just tyrannosaurus

NO TYRANTS
JUST TYRANNOSAURUS

Lorenz was originally a tech journalist, she's done paid ads for smartphones aimed at children, and opposes school phone bans. She seems much more in favour of generative AI than most sensible people. These are valid critiques, but most of the criticism about her online is because she's "too woke"

YouTube video by amigomac The Sopranos - Patsy and Burt failed extortion attempt at "Starbucks"

Here's the scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gsz...

Study reveals water is wet. I remember when this went viral and everyone agreed that squirrels are better known for falling from high places, but "Chicago rat hole" is 100 times funnier so we could keep calling it that

This reminds me of the scene in Sopranos where they try to run a protection racket on a Starbucks and the manager sighs and says, "Hypothetically, if I got murdered, corporate would replace me by tomorrow."

I am vegan, actively losing weight, and doing resistance training, and the article says those are "very specific circumstances" where more protein is helpful. Canada has stricter regulations on protein powder than the US but I don't know if that includes heavy metal testing

I'm a Jays fan so I can relate. At least your team is only down 1-0, but we both still have room to hope

Josh Hader is doing great things and everyone should pay attention to it, but the Dodgers "grounding" into a double play to the center fielder has got to be newsworthy

Is this the first time a fielder has ever made a force out at two different bases in the same play?

OP said in a comment that he had set a £10 limit on the program's API calls, and rather than cut off the program after it hit that point in minutes, Google let it keep calling the API for £27,000. Seems like there should be a really big disclaimer that the £10 limit doesn't actually stop anything.

Maushold is so precious. I love every one of them

The Ride The Bus joker would be perfect for you; it's public transport themed, and it requires you to play no kings. You played so well!

What is this referring to?

What was the previous record for an inning other than first? I would think the first inning is the most likely inning for a player to stack up homers, since it's the only inning a player can be guaranteed to bat in.

No politician should be allowed to ban hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane

I didn't know anything about Goodfellas except the "Funny like a clown?" scene, so I also thought it was a comedy until I watched it.

It's fully evolved, so you've immediately got a bird with better stats than Hawlucha. (Worse abilities, though). There's a reason speedrunners use Flamigo to solo the entire game

Scherzer's 16th start of the season raises his ERA by 0.75. Oof

Yes. There's well over 3 billion people in D.

257. The Commission recommends that all Member States: (a) Employ all means reasonably available to them to prevent the commission of genocide in the Gaza Strip; (b) Cease the transfer of arms and other equipment or items, including jet fuel, to the State of Israel or third States where there is reason to suspect their use in military operations that have involved or could involve the commission of genocide; (c) Ensure individuals and corporations in their territories and within their jurisdiction are not involved in the commission of genocide, aiding and assisting the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide and investigate and prosecute those who may be implicated in these crimes under international law; (d) Facilitate the investigations and domestic proceedings and take action (including imposing sanctions) against the State of Israel and against individuals or corporations that are involved in or facilitating the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide; (e) Cooperate with the investigation of the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court. 258. The Commission recommends that the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court: (a) Examine, within its continuing investigation in the Situation in the State of Palestine, the crime of genocide for amendment to existing arrest warrants and addition to future application for arrest warrants; (b) Examine the involvement of officials mentioned in this report for inclusion as those most responsible for international crimes committed in the occupied Palestinian territory.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.