In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.
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chicken wearing a pair of jordans. her name is Hype Moments And Aura
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Oh, man ... I needed this today.
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What a great nfl season. So many great narratives of teams that could finally do it, that looked so promising, so many great heroic stories of perseverance, only for the god damn Chiefs to probably win again
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Picture of the Tesla gigafactory in Berlin with Elon Musk projected and the words Heil Tesla
Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin
(Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )
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Welcome to the era of gangster tech regulation
Trump has offered tech a way to buy itself out of consequences.
Welcome to the era of gangster tech regulation // Our tech overlords all have problems, and they want to buy the solutions. www.theverge.com/2025/1/20/24...
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A white cat on a chair
I want to say something clever or deep or reassuring. But, here's a cat.
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"We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
- Martin Luther King, Jr. in Letter from a Birmingham Jail.
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On Martin Luther King Jr Day, we shall remember the woman who shattered ceilings to be to the first Black/Asian woman to be the American Vice President. Thank You Kamala Devi Harris for all of your work these past 4 years ๐๐พ #kamalaharris #martinlutherkingjr #blacksky
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Mฤori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliamentโs attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka Iโve ever seen.
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