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@jcrutchmer.bsky.social

Planning Editor/A1 time lapser, NYT. Teller of Americana tales others pass on. Oklahoma State/Man City. Also: @thebacklounge.bsky.social

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Thanks for that #UCLA. That’s the dumbest fake I’ve ever seen

@brianmfloyd.bsky.social

23.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Wasn’t real proud of staying up to watch Washington-UCLA until that botched fake field goal lmao

23.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the 2nd time a major government report from Deloitte has been found to contain errors likely generated by AI.

First in Australia and now, as The Independent has confirmed, in a major healthcare policy paper for the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador #nlpoli #AI #deloitte

22.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 16

It took two entire series, including an injury timeout, in the Pitt-Georgia Tech game to watch this

23.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jersey "UNITY, 69"

Jersey "UNITY, 69"

That's one word for it

22.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 13

Well it’s 1-0 already if we don’t have Donnarumna

22.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still laughing at an fsu player doing what would be a legal back pass to a keeper in soccer except it was to the other team’s punter

22.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Phil does some amazing work including this report. Which is terrifying.

18.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The singular thing that makes any of these people… unique viable and in a sick and deranged way β€œuseful”

Is their willingness to do great harm to themselves and one another for attention

22.11.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

him: you will be my gremlin and i will be your water

her: im so turned on

22.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol we also got Lane Kiffin shit going on??? A feast of takes for the lords and ladies this weekend

22.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly with how much these two deserve each other it's kind of beautiful they found each other if only for a little bit 😍

22.11.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 975    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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the pdf someone sent me cuts off half of the last word of every line and its giving the most vile thing i've ever read a nice little middle english quality

22.11.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Another reason we need to be more openly hornt is so we can shame the actual weird behavior.

Normal: wanting to fuck and expressing said desire

Not normal: whatever the former couple with all the z’s in their names is doing

22.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

21.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 33

It always seemed kind of obvious that Lizza was going to paywall part two. This whole saga is about opportunistic people monetizing attention.

22.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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RFK Jr. Blasted by Brother for β€˜Betraying’ Father’s Legacy Maxwell Taylor Kennedy has savaged the Health Secretary in an op-ed.

In celebration of what would have been Robert F. Kennedy’s 100th birthday, Maxwell Taylor Kennedy has penned an op-ed celebrating his father’s legacyβ€”and savaging his brother, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for tearing it down.

22.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

🧡 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! πŸ‘‡
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

21.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 139

I’m having a way harder time getting over the time change this year. And I don’t mean like I’m depressed I just mean that my brain keeps being like β€œthis feels way later than 530”

21.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Opting out of your Google emails being used to train their AI also happens to remove spam filtering. This seems designed to punish users who opt out

21.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 15
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Kennedy Says He Told C.D.C. to Change Website’s Language on Autism and Vaccines

HOT OFF THE PRESSES: RFK Jr. told me he personally instructed CDC to abandon its longstanding position that vaccines don't cause autism. He acknowledged that large-scale studies of MMR vaccine and thimerosal show no link. But he cited gaps in vaccine safety science.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...

21.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14

this story has everything. new york. a meeting.

21.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
@bigbootyderek

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@bigbootyderek - Nov 9

Just found out that the grey cat i see all the time in my neighborhood is actually at least 4 separate identical cats. Went outside and they were all just vibin together. I'm fuckin losin it

@bigbootyderek Update: @bigbootyderek - Nov 9 Just found out that the grey cat i see all the time in my neighborhood is actually at least 4 separate identical cats. Went outside and they were all just vibin together. I'm fuckin losin it

21.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We don't really know how bicycles work.

21.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1848    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 32
Tate Ratledge said he got sent The Onion article about him by "so many people." Said he heard from a team employee that someone called into a local radio bitching about it as if it were real.

Good to know if 2025 people still don't understand satire.

Tate Ratledge said he got sent The Onion article about him by "so many people." Said he heard from a team employee that someone called into a local radio bitching about it as if it were real. Good to know if 2025 people still don't understand satire.

The Onion: Detroit Lions Rookie Asks for Thanksgiving Off

The Onion: Detroit Lions Rookie Asks for Thanksgiving Off

Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.

21.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2088    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 29
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How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.

We partnered with @pablo.show to investigate Riley Gaines' rise to MAGA stardom. @msjpauly.bsky.social dug up docs that reveal the right-wing funders behind her ascent and spoke to puzzled teammates who wonder what happened to her.

Read ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
Watch/listen www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl...

21.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean
Costa Rica
Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water.
We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old).
We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods.
We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.
You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats.
This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living
Message me directly or comment below

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

21.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1563    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Olivia Nuzzi Comeback Is Everything Wrong With Modern Media Olivia Nuzzi’s comeback isn’t a personal scandal storyβ€”it’s proof that today’s media rewards access, personality, and controversy more than ethics.

"She’s not trying to rebuild her reputation as a journalistβ€”she’s building a different kind of brand entirely, one where being interesting matters more than being ethical, where attention is the only currency that still spends."

The best thing I have read about her. www.mediaite.com/opinion/the-...

21.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1976    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 146

There’s still a subway station called Dundas West that they can go hang around in if they love Henry Dundas so damn much, I don’t give a shit

21.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In Toronto Twitter, Bluecheck Bozos are crying like babies because they’re changing the name of Dundas subway station to β€œTMU” because of the legacy of Henry Dundas (who delayed the abolition of the transatlantic slave trade and had a street named after him which is also being changed)

21.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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