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J Mildanoff

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Writer. Immigrant. Balkan gremlin ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ #RevPit '24 winner | ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ she/her | swear-a-lot โ„ข | short stories in The Moss Puppy Mag and The Selkie. https://linktr.ee/jmildanoff

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RevPit #10Queries Opens Tomorrow. Don't forget to Sign Up for Substack

RevPit #10Queries Opens Tomorrow. Don't forget to Sign Up for Substack

TOMORROW!!
Who's ready to enter to win? Take the opportunity to get feedback. Even if you don't win, you'll be able to see feedback and tips from our experienced editors on querying and starting off your story strong! #writingcommunity #10Queries #RevPit #amquerying #writersky

09.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Adult THE DARKNESS OUTSIDE US x WINTERโ€™S ORBIT
Avery Clark is dying of radiation poisoning because of a mistake. Of his ex.
Now his only way to get life-saving meds is to repeat the journey that gave him his terminal diagnosis. With his ex.
If they donโ€™t kill each other first.
#DVPit #A #SF #LGBT

08.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sapphic VICIOUS x ARCANE

When her former lover steals her magic, Raina falls from an immortal forest spirit to a fragile human, burning with vengeance. Now, corrupted in the wrong hands, her stolen magic is killing Rainaโ€™s forest, and sheโ€™ll need more than revenge to set things right.
#DVPit #A #F

08.10.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ARCANE x Bulgarian lore

Raina was once a forest spiritโ€”until Dara, the woman she loved, stole her magic and broke her heart. Now Daraโ€™s corrupting the stolen magic into poison thatโ€™s killing Rainaโ€™s home.
Mortal and furious, Raina must stop Dara before she turns her forest into rot.
#DVPit #A #F

08.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was so tempted to use it as a comp! ๐Ÿ˜…

08.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sapphic VICIOUS x ARCANE

When her former lover steals her magic, Raina falls from an immortal forest spirit to a fragile human, burning with vengeance. Now, corrupted in the wrong hands, her stolen magic is killing Rainaโ€™s forest, and sheโ€™ll need more than revenge to set things right.
#DVPit #A #F

08.10.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE

When grief-ridden sub-editor Archa discovers that the Afterlifeโ€™s soul-sucking CEOs have set their sights on her beloved grandfatherโ€™s soul, she must decide:
Damn her soul or save his.

#DVpit #F #A #POC

08.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

An ancient bridge crumbles, eaten by monsters. The network of tree portals that connects the world-spanning Empire malfunctions. Disasters pile up, and the Empireโ€™s disaster poet Tarem, sent to document them, begins to realise that empire is the greatest catastrophe of all. #F #A #LGBT #OWN #DVPit

08.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bulgarian lore x ARCANE

Raina was once a forest spiritโ€”until Dara, the woman she loved, stole her magic and broke her heart. Now Daraโ€™s corrupting the stolen magic into poison thatโ€™s killing Rainaโ€™s home.
Mortal and furious, Raina must stop Dara before she turns her forest into rot.
#DVPit #A #F

08.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Above, the rich choke on filtered light. Below, prisoners harvest poison to keep the city alive. When a convict and a reckless researcher uncover what powers it, theyโ€™ll have to decide who deserves to live. ARCANE meets ANNIHILATION in a queer biotech nightmare.
#A #SF #H #LGBT #MH #ND #DVPit

08.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOONRISING x 4 ALL MANKIND
A terminally ill engineer enters the worldโ€™s most cut-throat job interview that can save his life. When they're sent back to a barren Earth & the competitors start dying, he must set aside past grievances & team up with his rival ex to survive.
#DVPit #A #SF #LGBT

08.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

JASAD HEIR/ONE DARK WINDOW

Thereโ€™s a reason magic has been silenced. An outcast shifter and a heartbroken soldier must trust each other to smuggle a cursed relic, before a vengeful sorceress uses it to destroy all magic forever.

#DVPit #A #F #POC #WOC

08.10.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

When a terminally ill engineer applies for a deadly job interview, he not only faces a desolate planet, but also his bitter ex. His one chance to win the meds he needs rests on them working together to escape Earth.
But only one can win, & it means betraying each other. Again.
#DVPit #A #SF #LGBT

08.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS x MINDWALKER

Three realms: one of light, one of shadow, and the modern world of mortals caught between. She walks them all โ€” half valkyrie, half death-cursed maiden โ€” healing the pain of the dead, hunted by the man who canโ€™t stop haunting her dreams.

#A #SFF #R #F #SF #DVpit

08.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STARLING HOUSE x CAST AWAY x GRADY HENDRIX

A woman left for dead on a deserted island finds an injured shipwreck survivor on a boat full of bodies and has to figure out who to trust as the sentient forest that has protected her starts attacking the newcomer.

#DVPit #H #A #MH

08.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

STARLING HOUSE x Devilโ€™s Bridge myth

A misfit haunted by a demonic voice
An eccentric with a death date

Two strangers set to break their shared curse tied to an ancient, bleeding bridge. But when it twists their minds, they must survive not only its sinister forcesโ€”but each other.
#DVPit #A #DF #H

08.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A green gold & orange themed moodboard with 9 images representing the pitch.

1. A picture of an ornate palace doorway
2. A still from the movie Jodha Akbar
3. An el Doradoesque view
4. A golden chessboard
5. A woman experiencing power thru meditation
6. Sanskrit manuscripts
7. A magical staff in rock
8. Two royal ladies who "seem" like bffs
9. A lavish palace corridor

A green gold & orange themed moodboard with 9 images representing the pitch. 1. A picture of an ornate palace doorway 2. A still from the movie Jodha Akbar 3. An el Doradoesque view 4. A golden chessboard 5. A woman experiencing power thru meditation 6. Sanskrit manuscripts 7. A magical staff in rock 8. Two royal ladies who "seem" like bffs 9. A lavish palace corridor

Raven Scholar X HOTD

Yug must stop his sister from vying for their mom's magical crown. But then their vile stepsister would rule. The only way to stop both? Seduce the stepsis' top mageโ€”aka Yug's exโ€”into vying for the crown. Problem is, she's wary of both the crown AND Yug!

#DVpit #F #A #PoC #DIS

08.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For Toast, guarding a sentient forest means โ€œweirdโ€ is an average Tuesday, and โ€œnightmareโ€ is an aesthetic. But as Toast struggles to save the forestโ€™s latest victim, he instead finds himself the target of its gruesome hunger.

He might survive.

But not as himself.

#DVpit #A #H #F #LGBT

08.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

08.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a pixel art of a person holding a pregnancy test ALT: a pixel art of a person holding a pregnancy test
08.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been lurking in the shadows for a while ๐Ÿ˜…

08.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The comps got me ๐Ÿ˜

08.10.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

08.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

08.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

08.10.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KILLING EVE x ARCANE

Once a fierce forest spirit, Rainaโ€™s world crumbled when the woman she loved tore away her magic, her immortality, and her heart. Now human and angry, she hunts her lover through a world tainted by her stolen magic.
She doesnโ€™t just want closureโ€”she wants revenge.
#DVPit #A #F

08.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Name: Joanna
Current Read: Ring Shout by P. Djeli Clark
Last Show: Wednesday
Last Film: The Call (the Korean one)
Fav Book This Year: Blood Over Bright Haven
Fav Watch This Year: 1899 (it's by the creators of Dark so I'm really not surprised I got hooked like that ๐Ÿ˜…)

+something spooky

08.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The text reads:
EST. 2025
AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO THE EX-POSITION BY CHARISMA WILLIAMS
WITH BIG 5 EDITOR INTEREST

A blue background with ocean waves and water bubbles. The text reads: EST. 2025 AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO THE EX-POSITION BY CHARISMA WILLIAMS WITH BIG 5 EDITOR INTEREST

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THE PITCH
LOVE ISLAND X BEACH READ
When a jaded romance writer joins a dating reality show to revive her career & provide for her daughter, the last person she expects to fake-flirt with is her exโ€”her daughter's father. Now sheโ€™ll fake it for the camerasโ€”until pretending feels way too real.

A blue background with ocean waves and water bubbles. THE PITCH LOVE ISLAND X BEACH READ When a jaded romance writer joins a dating reality show to revive her career & provide for her daughter, the last person she expects to fake-flirt with is her exโ€”her daughter's father. Now sheโ€™ll fake it for the camerasโ€”until pretending feels way too real.

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THE TEXT READS:
READER COMMENTS
WITH SCREENSHOTS OF READER FEEDBACK

A blue background with ocean waves and water bubbles. THE TEXT READS: READER COMMENTS WITH SCREENSHOTS OF READER FEEDBACK

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THE COMPS FOR THE BOOK AND TEXT FROM THE BOOK

A blue background with ocean waves and water bubbles. THE COMPS FOR THE BOOK AND TEXT FROM THE BOOK

An agentโ€™s guide to my LOVE ISLAND x BEACH READ
When a jaded romance writer joins a dating reality show to revive her career, the last person she expects to fake-flirt with is her ex. Now sheโ€™ll fake it for the camerasโ€”until pretending feels way too real.
#amquerying

04.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Avery Clark runs a gloved hand over the shining metal surface of the behemoth heโ€™s been building diligently for the last six months. An interstellar coloniser that will become, without a doubt, the grave of hundreds.

Avery Clark runs a gloved hand over the shining metal surface of the behemoth heโ€™s been building diligently for the last six months. An interstellar coloniser that will become, without a doubt, the grave of hundreds.

#DVparty day 3: opening lines

04.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My mom always says "When you're disconnected from yourself, walk in nature", and I'm emotionally compromised to report... she's right. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

06.09.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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