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Husband & puppy daddy. NHS Specialist Nurse. Grumpy Spice. Genuine Lord of Wansley Manor. Titanic nerd. LLAP ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป. He/Him/His ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ. https://linktr.ee/mattymax

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This account supports the campaign to get Kate Winslet to Christmas Number 1 in 2025.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

11.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I half hope that sheโ€™ll return to Trek having been recovered from her stored memories somehow (even though Disco deleted them). Maybe the Zora saved them as part of her?

11.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JUSTICE FOR AIRIAM! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.11.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come join my island! Stay awhile, say hi!

Dodo code: 040CL

#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing

09.11.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but if youโ€™re setting off fireworks, it is not 5th November and/or itโ€™s after 9pm, everyone around you thinks youโ€™re a cunt.

08.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got disconnected:

92WBM

07.11.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m on ACNH if anyone wants to come visit my island. Getting it all spruced up ready for the 3.0 update in January!

Dodo Code: 99M64

07.11.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s honestly exhausting and gutting, isnโ€™t it?

I hope nobody from Schittโ€™s Creek turns out to MAGA ๐Ÿ™

07.11.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope itโ€™s good!

07.11.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Debra Messing just destroyed Will & Grace for me, which makes me incredibly sad because this was one of my go-to comfort shows.

07.11.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please come
๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป

06.11.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone is still playing ACNH, my island is open, Dodo Code 4W4KG.

Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!

06.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ICYM me, which is unlikely since I am a fleeting post in your doomscroll now and again, I am awaiting a scan to find out if I need surgery to use my left arm normally again. This may be career threatening because I need to be able to utilise my arm to perform procedures, so itโ€™s pretty shit.

29.10.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point the Monster Raving Looney Party are more organised and united than this lot.

29.10.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only the actual gameplay for these mobile Star Trek games were as good as the advert!

15.10.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny but when Channel 5 launched in its youthful and aspiring fanfare with the Spice Girls in the 90s there was no indication its schedule would eventually become packed with talking head documentaries about the royal family every weekend.

11.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband and I want to adopt Sam Tutty and protect him at all costs! #twostrangers

09.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO! Donโ€™t release a new episode of your podcast only for it turn out to be rerun of Dad Wrote a Porno from the beginning and call it โ€œRemasteredโ€. ๐Ÿ˜ค

07.10.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yet there are still LGBTQ+ people who will go and watch it to give the billionaire author more money to lobby to remove their own rights, one by one.

07.10.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I just realised I have gone from โ€œIโ€™m not doing any more learning, education or training for at least the next 5 years, itโ€™s all Iโ€™ve done for the last six years,โ€ to โ€œoh look, I have three whole different training courses running concurrently for the next few months.โ€

๐Ÿซฉ

07.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œDrive very slowly past St Peterโ€™s Gate, I want him to see my hat!โ€

RIP Dame Patricia.

03.10.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband lost his Nannie today. I would do anything to spare him the pain I have felt having lost my own Nana at Christmas.

Nannie was such a lovely person. She let me call her Nannie and accepted me into her family before she even knew who I was to her grandson ๐Ÿ’”

02.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eew. Chesney Hawkes is a Tory?

02.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have decided that I will be voting Green at any and all elections henceforth.

30.09.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I ask where the patriots are now that their upside down, Chinese made flags are shredded in the breeze and sliding down the lampposts?

Why arenโ€™t they out repairing and maintaining our beloved flags every night?

Itโ€™s almost as if they arenโ€™t patriots and it was all just performative racism!

29.09.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

29.09.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People used to die regularly from fever. Not an infection, but their bodyโ€™s own defence to it. Temperature so high it stopped their organs from functioning. Simple, safe and effective, paracetemol is the one of the most widely studied and scrutinised medicine in history and keeps that from happening

23.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. Iโ€™ll take a look at it ๐Ÿ˜Š

23.09.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d very much welcome book recommendations that are not fantasy or romantasy please? BookTok doesnโ€™t know anything but these genres it seemsโ€ฆ

23.09.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So does this mean N-acetylcisteine will reverse my autism?

Fucking lunatics are running the asylum!

23.09.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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