Matt

I don’t understand why he’s relevant now?

Worse. Quorn mince…

Probably a good shout. On one our first dates I cooked spaghetti bolognese for my now Italian husband.

To this day the Italian in-laws laugh when he tells them about it…

Why did I think this was a crowd of Smurfs at first glance?!

Inject this in my veins.

Why am I seeing a monkey called Punch on ev-ery-thing?!

I’ve already cried today. Stop it!

I literally experienced this, my watch thought I’d walked 6 miles when I walked 3000 steps around the promenade, because the GPS read the ships movement and not my own!

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Yeah, so I cried at my line manager this morning because I perceived certain things to be a threat to my autonomy and contrary to previously agreed parameters (they weren’t really).

Autistic regression is just fucking magical!

Spooky! Maybe there’s something in that 😅

Up at 4am with acid reflux. My god middle age is fun isn’t it?!

That’s what I do for a living 😅

Massive loss of soft power which will do irreparable damage to our reputation across the world. Such as it is.

Eew it’s rainsnowing.

My ASD and lifelong special interest forces me to correct you and say it wasn’t a door but ornate panelling from around the entrance door to the first class lounge.

I can only apologise. Just pretend I’m not here!

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Have a fab time!

Dame Maggie Aderin-Pocock must be protected at *all* costs.

That is all.

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💦

But if you walk over a two-cover drain it negates the bad luck of walking over a three-cover drain.

The government are pitting nurses against doctors. Labour is not the party of working people, Wes Streeting does not care about patients or the NHS. If he did he would actually listen to us when we tell him what is needed to ensure efficient, safe and effective care. (3 of 3).

demands for pay restoration to 2010 levels as “greedy” because we only get 3.3% so why should they get their much higher demands?

The government lied and broke their promise to scrap the flawed Pay Review Body process. They broke their promise to create a separate nursing pay spine. (2 of 3)

So nurses get a 3.3% pay rise this year. That’s after the government continually told us that there was no money for more than 2.4%. But of course it’s deliberate.

3.3% is below inflation; another real world cut. So the government want us to look upon our resident doctor colleagues’ (1 of 3)

Billionaire Parrots Racist Reform Party Dogwhistle Shock.

Said no one, ever.

Bowel cancer screening Find out about bowel cancer screening, including why it’s done, who it’s for, how to do the test, and when you’ll get your results.

Chadwick Bozeman, Catherine O’Hara and now James Van Der Beek all died from colorectal cancer or complications as a result.

Don’t ignore any symptoms. Do your screening tests when invited.

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I’ll even accept ‘Proud to be an American’, ‘YMCA’ or anything by Kid Rock (not that I know any of his songs).

In the England you are automatically enrolled in the Bowel Cancer Screening Programme at 50 (please do your tests and then return them when invited), but if you have a change in bowel habit, bleeding from the back passage, unexplained weight loss or abdominal pain *AT ANY AGE* please see your GP!

It’s really strange because everyday I wake up with a musical snippet playing on a loop in my head (I don’t really understand why). It’s a different song every day, but this morning it was the Dawson’s Creek theme song.

I will not be participating in any AI cartoon trends. Quite apart from the environmental damage, I don’t want ChatGPT (fucking idiotic name btw) to own my biometric and demographic data to do with whatever they like.

After a few months in the British weather, all of those flags that were hung in the summer are now the perfect metaphor for the state of Britain today. Faded, torn and abandoned by those that were supposed to care for them.

Bobba.

I’m so old, I still consider this “new” Evanescence 😂