David Quainton

Fantastic! 😆

Maybe 2:01, and it’s in the background, but I’ve never been able to not notice it.

…made it into Everybody Hurts at 2.03:

Excellent, once you’ve figured that, could you also explain why the water droplet sound demonstrated by this guy…

Agree, although do think it’s much less likely we get there

Villa are not gone

As long as he keeps things buttoned down on defence I don’t care who his cousin is

He’ll fit right alongside Mac Allister, his uncle’s Paul Parka, his cousin is Sebastian Coats, and his dad is Kenny etc etc etc

The fact it’s almost certainly going to be top five for Champs League is probably giving them more confidence. That plus the underlying numbers.

Don’t mistake boredom for envy.

It’s fine for people to find lack of competition enjoyable; it’s also fine for people to feel it ruins the whole point of sport - why watch an event where the outcome is already clear?

His uncle is Paul Parka

Cherno Samba, Tommy Svindal Larsen, Ibrahima Bakayoko, Mark Kerr, Bjorn Heidenstrom, Igor Akinfeev, Bojan!

From the 81 minutes in the League Cup I saw of Leoni I came away convinced, or rather *knowing*, he’s Baresi but better in the air so there really is no need to worry. Wellity Lucky is like peak uninjured Mark Wright, but born in Spain.

Although Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus…

Agree, Pog and MvdP have ruined cycling as a spectator sport.

Yeah, in NFL terms he’s the fifth cornerback. Maybe fourth if he’s serviceable. Ain’t using up any cap space and most people have major opinions on him either way. But one of the coaches thinks he sees something .

Brutus the Barber Beefcake

We can agree to disagree on that, I don’t think either view is silly - it’s all eye of the beholder. Just hope we’re clearly the better side this half!

Nah, I defend Mo all the time, but I’ll do it: he’s been very ungood today.

I think ‘clearly’ is a subjective view here. Both teams were open, we just lacked the final ball (a lot, looking at you, Mo Salah).

I think, judging by my WhatsApp groups, a neutral fan sees this as an open game where we’ve been slightly better

The RW hasn’t been any better tbf

Suspect he works in Dallas Chicken, rather than KFC.

Yeah, but if it happened it would be known by connected journalists not some random ITK who makes stuff up for clicks and also in the hope that it’s one day correct. Helps nobody. “Trust me bro” sources should be an instant block tbh 😆

Do both, that’s the headline, this stuff writes itself

If they don’t announce it something like this what are they even doing?

Source: trust me bro

Joyce has poured water on the whole transfer thing anyway.

Literally top story on the BBC News website