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Jason Garcia photo in black and white with the quote: "A long time ago, when Joe Rad was trolling me on Twitter, I made fun of him for losing an election. He said something like "we'll see what happens if you ever have the guts to run for office" and I lost part of my guts but I'm at the precipice of winning"

One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.

He works at the lumber yard there.

This is how you choose to spend your one life on this earth, huh

Why does everyone else get to have nice things

Well, fuck

Are they always wearing masks?

There's a whole country named after it

Hakeem Jeffries: not even one of the better-known clowns

Even offline, the most cutting response to an insult is "ok"

It's also such a college-ass theme for a party. Dressing up like flappers and gangsters like you just turned 20

Lukewarm take but "Gatsby parties" always make me laugh. The point of the book was definitely "these people are cool and good and should be emulated"

Many such cases

A fun fact about me is that you can instantly put me in a mini depressive episode simply by mentioning Laika the dog

Easily in the top 3 movies I've watched the most in my lifetime

I have two spider plants that came from the same parent a couple years apart, so naturally they have an older/younger sibling dynamic

Wrangling elderly customers all day, call me senior management

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

COVID-19? Probably not.

Does the devil really need an advocate?

It didn't work at Nuremberg and it won't work now!

I saw that as well--unclear to me if this will be "organizer tries and fails to chase the high of her first successful action" or "white nationalists feel emboldened enough to try to provoke a reaction" 🤷‍♂️

This is probably on your radar already but woof:

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I genuinely love a good "be kind/I hope you die" juxtaposition

I'm getting in on the ground floor and putting everything I own into $STUMP

If we were cooking together, maybe some kind of shepherd's pie? Julia makes a mean crust

We've discussed this and I think it would have to be hotdish. Not that mine is even especially remarkable but it's the only shot I'd have at throwing him off

The "Titans" from a Bobby's Triple Threat are lesser demons, which is why they always seem so emotional and afraid of losing. They know what punishments await them in the Pit if they lose to a mortal challenger

Over the past few years @babayulia.bsky.social and I have developed an elaborate lore in which Bobby Flay is actually a high-ranking devil or cambion, offering up-and-coming chefs a chance to wager their soul for fame and success