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With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Zohran Mamdani has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.

05.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

To me, heaven has to be, like, a cross between a Krobo Video, and Chicken and winigish.
See, it’s like, I could have a leg in one hand, and a brerb in the other!

24.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fine

20.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really loved the proliferation of GPT-2 Facebook bot accounts in like 2018, where the joke was mostly that you could get the text to fit the form or topic that you asked it to but the output was surreal and incomprehensible; bots of New York still is a really great account to read through

01.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans people in my phone is it culturally insensitive to dress up as Madeline Celeste for Halloween (cis male btw)

24.09.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It does that in your tummy too

23.09.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Np alys

22.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked it

22.09.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t see it until now but you are correct

21.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crow season in Everett, MA !

19.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can actually put anything after the tar as long as it’s exactly 16 scrabble points but β€œxx” was deemed inappropriate by the deeply conservative gnu devs. If you ask me I’m just confused why they did it that way in the first place

12.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I like that movie

12.09.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I replied 3 seconds before you

12.09.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pour. Yourself a glass of water and watch it slowly evaporate. Don’t move from your seat until the bottom of the glass is dry. Neglect your loved ones and responsibilities, watch the glass of water slowly wisp into the air. Savor every centimeter drained.

12.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was a thing I felt all the time at [previous employer] (they have a bluesky I fear they’re watching me). Any time I felt happy with code I wrote it was chomped up in review to an unappetizing meaty paste

09.09.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know how to do this and I don’t know that it would make sense even if I did because I really want the two halves to fit together if you’re next to each other

06.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The normal thing to do is have one person dress like a blue snake and the other like a yellow snake but. I had a worse idea 4 years ago

06.09.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It will be I’m very excited for it :) but I only have one idea for a costume right now and it SUCKS (couples costume as the Python logo)

06.09.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also have no idea what I’m going to do but I cannot look lame

06.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unknown clears the worldwide average in Japan

03.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Destroying the burger dynamic of my friend’s relationship by grilling these patties to perfection

30.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to be a surprise 5th thing that’s equally if not more shocking

29.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait until I start posting

29.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get the towel

25.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was directed at me ithink

25.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call me to see an e29 run get killed by the instability of balatro for iphone

25.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably it’s because x is following some path with respect to t? It seems like some backhand notation to represent that the path x takes travels from xa to xb but the integral itself takes as long to integrate as the path takes to complete traveling

07.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dream theater is Disney music at its core and that’s why they’re great

25.04.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I told you I was going rock and you still went scissors

04.04.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time

04.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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