Blurry Cat Face

learning gaelic so I can listen to kneecap

they're replacing expertise with chatgpt

I've had to let go of some of my close friends because they turned out to be terrible people, it's a normal human thing to do.

I was already feeling alienated from the male portion of the population, I'm taking things into my own hands now.

Guy who has no intention of denouncing human rights violations and in fact seems to be intending to join in?!?!

Turns out short shorts are popular among men this season so I'm going to have to escalate my game if I'm going to assure people that I'm not a man.

I *almost* felt bad for this cat.

I hate clothes. "YoU hAvE tO cOvEr YoUr DiSgUsTiNg BoDy." Fuck you, die.

"But she's the lesser of two evils!"

Ok so stop running evil people then!

There is growing anecdotal evidence that ChatGPT is actually _getting in the way_ of scientific progress.

big "can't tell if mild cough or mild covid" energy today, or maybe it's a lung infection from smoking out a grungy old pipe too long, or maybe it's allergies.

I would die.

people hate each other so much now.

😬

how did you get my medical records

a picture of the three "Lone Gunmen" characters from The X-Files

I love this Rush album

literally just making up a guy

all my homies hate gooey concentrates

I'm going to a summer school in quantum key distribution all week but I'm really really looking forward to tuesday when my favourite noodle place is open again (they're closed on mondays)

such a surreal performance

I remember its marketing team saying that

If I was moses things would've gone down differently.

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

"r/meth" 8[

I want the wok that's bigger than my stovetop

oh lord he comin

They need to check this guy's hard drive like yesterday.

They just saw "free laughs" and gave him free advertising.

I remember a lot of the late-night news digest comedies around then would talk endlessly about the disproportionate amount of time that the real news would spend talking about Donald. He was inescapable, even in contexts where you thought they should know better. I felt like I was losing my mind.