lumpyprol

man I can't believe we got football and gun rights in the culture war

Gene Wolfe is my answer to the original prompt

If he bans porn from the WaPo I am cancelling my subscription

@hellohell.bsky.social catching me up on the horrors "some level cannibalism does appear to be happening"

lol I'm dead

getting dismissed from the jury in the robo tax class action lawsuit for having "butlerian beliefs"

landed in Boston and the first Wi-Fi my phone found was a dunkin

I'm not sure "lol I guess we'll all get sick" is proving to be a good approach

oh my way back from the super spreader spreader/onsite

"single. no particular distinctions", brutal

you got spikes?

becoming more and more firmly convinced we will be living in epsteinland/rapeworld for the foreseeable future. buckle up. the reverberations from these revelations will last at least through 2028 if not later

overall I think it's bad to be stuck inside a machine that is bleeding to death, 0/5 stars

absolutely, incredibly wild that people's brains are so "this is inevitable" that they will just do it without asking

this was me

my manager did this using my work profile picture and thought it was so cool

email from "jerome powell" in gmail spam folder

sorry, i had a chance to save the global financial system, but it went to my spam

my last search I made before my plane took off was "trump shit pants real?"

no Google I never, ever, at no point want to transform a photo in anime

I knew the "Canada is a frozen waste" was a trick!

guy working for a surveillance company named after the evil surveillance devices employed by the Bad Guy in Lord of the Rings, discovering that his company is doing bad things

oh no, his follow-up statement was "we're replacing Claude with an app that just texts maunciple your questions instead"

me waking up every morning for the past week, crying: no you can't just keep snowing

the secret cia program to control the weather: haha winter snow machine go brrrrrr

at least it's not bleeding to death

me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that

I think that's another part of it, Trump has said a bunch of times that he thinks he should have won the state in 16, 20, and 24, so I'm sure that played into getting his green light to surge a bunch of dudes there

kristi noem set to retire from her post in order to spend more time at a big dog-killing farm upstate

I think the other explanation is that it's another case of the online tail wagging the governing dog. When the streamer did the big Minnesota fraud video they jumped into it without any clear plan beyond "this is trending, we got to get in on it"

I think the objective is that they want to setup a redo on the BLM protests, because they've spent the last 5 years kicking themselves for not taking the Tom Cotton approach. I think this is dumb and isn't going to be the win they think it is, but I still think that's what's they're going for.

incredible that the admin's fumbled attempt to create a redo on BLM protests has caused them to alienate even the petite bourgeoisie who took up makeshift weapons to "defend" their shops during BLM