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@toddberner.bsky.social

Human dad, dog dad, plant dad. DCFC. Record collector. Adequate musician. Not fond of ketchup or ranch. Foul of mouth, dirty of mind.

61 Followers  |  62 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 10.09.2023  |  1.8428

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We went yesterday. We both enjoyed it.

02.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt
29.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strangest looking Jeep I’ve ever seen.

23.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sho nuff

17.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
*****************
Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
13
A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
14
set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
15
was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
16
program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
17|
Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
18
of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
20
submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
21
Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

16.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14151    πŸ” 3601    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 493

Love it.

11.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œFuck Your Feelings” crowd seems to be having a hard time with their own feelings right now. Bummer.

15.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a class about Catholicism in the Lord of the Rings novels, and being neither Catholic nor the slightest bit interested in the books, I read five pages, and then regurgitated everything the prof said, mixed with comments I overheard from the cloakwearers seated around me. Got an A.

14.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

18.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2952    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Velvet Goldmine!
Shortbus!

01.06.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œWe’ve got ourselves a real β€˜Devil Went Down to Georgia’ situation here, but instead of fiddling, it’s fucking.” - Me

27.05.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the Theme from S.W.A.T. on a different compilation from the same era. It was a banger!

21.05.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@eliothochberg.bsky.social My babe and I are finally breaking into this box and having a great f**king time!

10.05.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Conclave conclave conclave!

08.05.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana-bound. Up the Fucking City! #dctid

03.05.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you believe it? Ugh.

24.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Nick last weekend in Detroit. Great as always. (PS, my kiddo works at the place we saw Bob back in the day.)

24.04.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My morning coffee was made with water from Keyworth Stadium. #dctid

23.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Local girl. Did okay for herself.

20.03.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up the Fucking City! #dctid

16.03.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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Happy motherfucking Match Day! Up the Fucking City! #dctid

08.03.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Please let it start warming up in the next two weeks!

07.03.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No Ed Ducker???

05.03.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

04.03.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19388    πŸ” 2537    πŸ’¬ 525    πŸ“Œ 251

Yeah, the first thing I want to do with a bird flu epidemic is get some birds to take care of.

I think they are actively trying to k*ll us off.

04.03.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not completely convinced the cult would continue without the large orange juice. People here are not obsessed with Vance like they are him. That said, I never thought any of this was possible, and here we are. Please send help. SOS.

01.03.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending all the strength your way.

23.02.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing anything from this album immediately sends me back to a very specific time in my life, like a time machine, maybe more so than any other album.

19.02.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a plant that is losing leaves. I looked up what’s going on. Apparently this plant loses leaves for two reasons: overwatering, and underwatering. Great. Great.

14.02.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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