hayley

you can call me al is unironically my favorite song

james gunn loves foxy shazam so much and it’s bizarre to be confronted with so much this summer

frankensteins monster

statistically people are more likely to die on their birthday than any other day of the year

every once in a while i need to speak directly into the void

i actually cannot stomach listening to any critique of nathan fielder’s work from a neurotypical person

happy pride

on this day in history, i did happy hour with my new (low key iconic) drag queen friend and also nearly trampled al sharpton

i’ve seen so many at our house!!! what do we do

the rehearsal is my favorite show

i’ve seen these before but never tried them! what’s the texture like?

always feel uniquely proud when @ashrc.bsky.social tells me she’s impressed by how fucking bananas my algorithms are 😌

chicago pope official body and blood now portillo’s dog and cake shake

Heretical to put ketchup on hot dogs now

unholy water

no spoilies i didn’t get to watch last night!!!!

this is a legitimate concern

third flight in the last 7 days, every time just hoping the pilot and first officer have a trusting relationship with open and clear communication

things that new york has introduced to my life that have made it indescribably better:
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes

this is really good

every time i find myself driving in manhattan i wonder what i did to deserve this

today was one of the most surreal days of my adult life and i cried about it multiple times

🗣️WHERE IS BILL HADER🗣️

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

these were very good

ahahhahahaha whoops i meant mel gibson i’ve been awake since 3am my brain is broken

mel brooks told joe rogan it cures cancer

i hear from him at least once a week now and he just sends me pictures of the quilts he finishes and it’s so delightful

i have a sixth sense but only for immediately clocking whether a bit part actor was on House