rybakina is easy to shake* and I think sabalenka is gonna put the fear of god into her
*the way sabalenka used to be!
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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
rybakina is easy to shake* and I think sabalenka is gonna put the fear of god into her
*the way sabalenka used to be!
yeah nvm rybakina got her ass
29.01.2026 12:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0PEGULA SERVING FOR SET!!!!!
29.01.2026 12:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0rybakina broke, then pegula broke back. pegula wins the first point of the tiebreak on what is by far the point of the match
29.01.2026 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0rybakina had three match points on pegula's serve, but jess managed to hold and then break back to go 5-5 in the second. if she holds here, the worst she can expect is a tiebreak
29.01.2026 11:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so apparently jessica pegula and madison keys do a podcast together (cute, love it) so they're playing a clip of keys discussing pegula's game. I know it's not her fault but the way keys talks reminds me of like, five different customers I hate. sorry, dogg! you might be nice!
29.01.2026 11:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0pegula manages to convert her first break point of the match and then gets clowned on her next service point
29.01.2026 11:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0assuming this match continues apace, I think sabalenka is gonna have a world of trouble against rybakina. not that I think she's gonna lose, but my tiger is gonna *sweat*
29.01.2026 11:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they're getting artsy!
29.01.2026 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm in a bit of a woz-related trance rn but I should also say: the tennis has been good in this match. rybakina absolutely bashes the fuck out of the ball and pegula is struggling to keep up but I don't think I'd be doing much better in her shoes
29.01.2026 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mary jo: how did you deal with rybakina's serve when you played her?
woz: I went forward on her, kept my shoulder down and tried to get under it when I could
mary jo: so you knew your plan of attack from the start
woz: yeah. well it didn't work
the fact that I remember the summer that me and my friend justin beat all of the time trial ghost races but you had to remind me that there even were boss encounters in DKR speaks volumes lmao
29.01.2026 10:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she was in the booth for the first match and doing sideline for the second? this is the best ausopen since *checks notes* caroline wozniacki won in 2018
29.01.2026 10:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0donkey kong the arcade game is pretty good, and the one on gameboy is okay. I don't know if diddy kong racing is good, or if I was just stuck with it as a kid so I played 800 hours of it
29.01.2026 10:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think I'd like rhythm heaven and warioware if I'd ever played any of them. I've played more than enough donkey kong to know i hate that entire series
29.01.2026 10:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is how I find out I'm not actually into nintendo lmao
29.01.2026 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My attachment to each nintendo thing
πππππ Earthbound
πππππ Metroid
πππππ Star Fox
πππππ Mario
πππππ Rhythm Heaven
πππππ WarioWare
πππππ Donkey Kong
πππππ Kirby
πππππ PokΓ©mon
πππππ F-Zero
πππππ Zelda
πππππ Fire Emblem
πππππ Pikmin
πππππ Animal Crossing
πππππ Splatoon
πππππ Xenoblade
πππππ Wars
oh my god woz is looking GORGEOUS in the booth holy moses god almighty
29.01.2026 10:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the on court interviewer asked sabalenka what her 10-year old self would think of her being in four straight ausopen and she started crying π
29.01.2026 10:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0made it home in time for the second set of sabalenka/svitolina!
29.01.2026 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if you say my name enough times in front of a mirror, I appear behind you wearing this. then who knows? maybe dinner, maybe pinball, maybe a nap (the mirror portal might be exhausting? we'll find out) but whatever occurs, I'm definitely wearing this outfit and I look great and just, yeah. try it!
02.08.2024 04:37 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0this is number two btw
29.01.2026 07:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0out of all the catcrumb comics, this is the one i feel the hardest
29.01.2026 07:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very very close cat nose
pov: snoof
29.01.2026 06:44 β π 21 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0I can't help much with touching gas, but as for the third thing??
29.01.2026 06:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can I interest you in a woke gribble?
29.01.2026 05:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0what idiot called it "Professor Layton and the Unwound Future" and not "Professor Layton and the Upside-downsy Townsy"
26.02.2025 10:57 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying βyou cant use that hereβ
29.01.2026 03:52 β π 112 π 41 π¬ 3 π 0I've been told I have that effect on poepel
29.01.2026 04:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0squigglevision, not stirred
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