sappho marx

rybakina is easy to shake* and I think sabalenka is gonna put the fear of god into her

*the way sabalenka used to be!

yeah nvm rybakina got her ass

PEGULA SERVING FOR SET!!!!!

rybakina broke, then pegula broke back. pegula wins the first point of the tiebreak on what is by far the point of the match

rybakina had three match points on pegula's serve, but jess managed to hold and then break back to go 5-5 in the second. if she holds here, the worst she can expect is a tiebreak

so apparently jessica pegula and madison keys do a podcast together (cute, love it) so they're playing a clip of keys discussing pegula's game. I know it's not her fault but the way keys talks reminds me of like, five different customers I hate. sorry, dogg! you might be nice!

pegula manages to convert her first break point of the match and then gets clowned on her next service point

assuming this match continues apace, I think sabalenka is gonna have a world of trouble against rybakina. not that I think she's gonna lose, but my tiger is gonna *sweat*

they're getting artsy!

I'm in a bit of a woz-related trance rn but I should also say: the tennis has been good in this match. rybakina absolutely bashes the fuck out of the ball and pegula is struggling to keep up but I don't think I'd be doing much better in her shoes

mary jo: how did you deal with rybakina's serve when you played her?

woz: I went forward on her, kept my shoulder down and tried to get under it when I could

mary jo: so you knew your plan of attack from the start

woz: yeah. well it didn't work

the fact that I remember the summer that me and my friend justin beat all of the time trial ghost races but you had to remind me that there even were boss encounters in DKR speaks volumes lmao

she was in the booth for the first match and doing sideline for the second? this is the best ausopen since *checks notes* caroline wozniacki won in 2018

donkey kong the arcade game is pretty good, and the one on gameboy is okay. I don't know if diddy kong racing is good, or if I was just stuck with it as a kid so I played 800 hours of it

I think I'd like rhythm heaven and warioware if I'd ever played any of them. I've played more than enough donkey kong to know i hate that entire series

this is how I find out I'm not actually into nintendo lmao

My attachment to each nintendo thing

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Earthbound
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Metroid
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Mario
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 WarioWare
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong
🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Kirby
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Pokémon
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Zelda
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Fire Emblem
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin
🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Animal Crossing
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Wars

oh my god woz is looking GORGEOUS in the booth holy moses god almighty

the on court interviewer asked sabalenka what her 10-year old self would think of her being in four straight ausopen and she started crying 😭

made it home in time for the second set of sabalenka/svitolina!

if you say my name enough times in front of a mirror, I appear behind you wearing this. then who knows? maybe dinner, maybe pinball, maybe a nap (the mirror portal might be exhausting? we'll find out) but whatever occurs, I'm definitely wearing this outfit and I look great and just, yeah. try it!

this is number two btw

out of all the catcrumb comics, this is the one i feel the hardest

Very very close cat nose

pov: snoof

I can't help much with touching gas, but as for the third thing??

can I interest you in a woke gribble?

what idiot called it "Professor Layton and the Unwound Future" and not "Professor Layton and the Upside-downsy Townsy"

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

I've been told I have that effect on poepel

squigglevision, not stirred