zach

analog clocks are the best when you wanna know about what time it is

YouTube video by LilDickyVEVO Lil Dicky - White Crime (Official Video)

every morning at this hotel i finish up breakfast. and i head straight to the to go coffee cups. and i take it over and fill it with delicious fresh pulpy orange juice and bounce.

youtu.be/-7eA_TyogeU?...

meanwhile in the US

i’m sorry but the UK is having a go at me.

@mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social 再登場したスナックラップ、マッククリスピーストリップスが全然カリカリじゃない。昔のチキンセレクトのザクザク感が恋しい。全体が単調で再びかじりたくならない。衣を子供向けに柔らかくした？改善希望。#スナックラップファン

got the new crossbar mounts installed on the wall 👌

big toothbrush and their gamified gizmos would have you brushing your teeth from dawn to dusk. gotta polish every tooth like a rock tumbler until they fall out of your head perfectly shiny and round. i won’t stand for it

over easy is too runny and mixes with the sauce. scrambled is actually a good choice though as long as they’re complemented with a sharp cheese

chilaquiles should be better than they often are, as the concept is really promising.

but they’re often served with chips that are too thin, which makes them quickly soggy.

sauce is basically enchilada sauce which is too bland, needs enhancement with a spicy salsa.

& eggs need to be over medium

people love santa cruz but im like, kinda pathetic for adults to be obsessed with a fictional sleigh

gotta hand it to “wouldn’t it be nice” by the beach boys.

a song about being desperate to grow older, evoking paradoxical nostalgia with signature harmonies and interleaved with optimism and adolescent angst, it’s a true emotional mindfuck that leaves you feeling at once hopeful and wistful.

10/10

ok i am clearly not a medical professional but

feels like the thing where you go to urgent care with what feels like a broken rib or something

and the doc looks at your face and says “nah it’s not broken”

is like having a website outage where you look at a picture of the home page and say “lgtm”

@fivefourpod.bsky.social oh shit you’re on here let’s go

i love the 5-4 podcast, inject that sanctimonious bitch peter directly into my veins while michael soothes me with gravelly jovial insights and rhiannon makes me actively improve pronunciation of non-anglican names

not kidding. love u guys hit me up

came a long way from fl4m3g0d@hotmail.com (actual) to me@zach.us

happy summer everyone

can confirm! (though i also just bought every non-JP exclusive MTG FF8 card. it’s good to be primarily an FF8 fan so this is actually feasible, haha. no way i’d splurge on FF7 or chocobos)

give me an image and a prompt and i’ll animate it for you with a background track

the best looking guy over there

thought 5 months ago “maybe i’ll start posting on reddit instead of just reading” and as far as i can tell that’s not possible so maybe i’ll start posting here instead

none of the dystopian future projections i grew up with included all these empty hand sanitizer dispensers

just ordered this sick portable speaker on taobao

“hey man, could you do me a huge solid?” - an idle plunger

september first? nothing comes before my homies

did you know that the number one indicator of left turns is the left one?

hey man, you holdin’?

ex drug dealer named holden: …

Sorry, was pooping, crapping, etc. How can I help?

pro tip: organize slack channels by priority. this way there’s no ambiguity about where a channel goes: you just drag them around as you use them more or less

applied 👀